FuckitThrowaway02 t1_jebop2d wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:04 PM

Reply to comment by McDuchess in [image] Don’t burn your opportunities by racemoseMalamute470

This is really bad advice if you are naked and freezing to death.

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_jdttuc3 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:27 AM

Reply to Every year in my village, there is a time during which everybody blacks out for 24 hours. In 2015, I remained conscious. Part 2 by AngelmZeal1

13 years old written in the voice of a 72 year old man who watches the puffins hunt in the late summer as the waves crash on craggy rocks urging the sun to set

Op must have been 13 for 59 years

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_jdbdyb4 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Reply to I started chewing my fingernails and couldn’t stop. by IamHammerhead

Why is the thumbnail a loaf of meat?

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_jcen9b1 wrote on March 16, 2023 at 8:09 AM

Reply to comment by 02321 in I deliver mail to cryptids. A very important test. Part 1 by 02321

I'm a visual reader so I definitely imagined her sticking this pin in your forehead that she just healed

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_jce18am wrote on March 16, 2023 at 3:45 AM

Reply to I deliver mail to cryptids. A very important test. Part 1 by 02321

Did she put the pin in your hand???

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_ja6cb25 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:07 AM

Reply to My boyfriend wanted me to die with him. He sent his car to do the dirty work. by scarymaxx

Damn. Sooo who's insurance covers all those deaths?

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_j6y0s1p wrote on February 2, 2023 at 6:17 PM

Reply to comment by NessieReddit in Discovery of embalming workshop reveals how ancient Egyptians mummified the dead by Magister_Xehanort

You mean the old English guy that named them?

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_j5enkp6 wrote on January 22, 2023 at 1:31 PM

Reply to "hvngr", made by xrev_v (me) by xrev_v

I thought it was a moose nose at first

FuckitThrowaway02 t1_j5ab3jd wrote on January 21, 2023 at 3:23 PM

Reply to comment by SamaelNox in They take away your nightmares. But the price is too high. Part One. by Verastahl

There's no preparation for seeing something so crazy but you're right

I was thinking of her family. You know they eventually went in that room. There would be nothing you could say to make it make sense. How would they even try?

you see, when a dream loves another dream... and gives birth