The dude lifts

I'm the guy who said I'm in better shape than Bridges.

It was a lighthearted Seinfeld reference. But then dude posted a pic, and I realize that it's actually true. Am I ripped? I don't smoke nearly as much as I used to. But if y'all don't pipe down, I'm kicking everyone's ass.

I reckon OP's mom looked very similar in the 90s to the way she did in the 80s.

Lloyd is in decent shape, but, I think I'm better than him.

It's go time.

grammar and punctuation are two different things.

Never said "punctuation nazi."

I know the true intended purpose of apostrophes; my comment is unrelated to that. I'm saying I personally have an OCD beef with seeing a numeral touch a letter so I deliberately misuse the apostrophe in a non-possessive way.

If somebody typed "I like turtle's," I'd grind my teeth, but there's no numeral there, so the 80's is a special exception. I know this is wrong and I'm not allowed to make up the rules, but at the same time, can too.

I understand the by-the-book purpose of the apostrophe; it's just my personal thing that I do, knowing it's wrong but it looks more "right" to me, in a strictly visual sense, because you don't ever see a number touching a letter anywhere else.

If I wasn't using numerals I'd obviously write "eighties" and not "eighty's."

It looks weird to have a number followed by a letter with no space or punctuation. I am a grammar nazi but this I will allow. Team 80's

"Women today" have the same DNA as "women then." Styles and attitudes have changed but physical characteristics have not.

So just 1980?

It's a much lower bar nowadays.

What, naked?

We don't seek "facts." We hear an inflammatory statement, we hop on the outrage wagon. It's more fun when you don't think too much.

*Flesh out the rest

That's exactly what you did..

A 2-stroke race bike is fun at any age. My RM100 still thrills me at 185lbs.

Well, he was in college..

The physique he had at age 15 is enviable for an adult, and I doubt he was juicing then.

I can assure you that Tawny Kitaen does not "live" anywhere.

RIP 1961-2021

I concur, but not as respectfully.

Henry Rollins is one of the people who ever lived.

Humans aren't "grown," like crops, they are "raised," like cattle.

Major medallion faux pas. Needs a shorter chain, open shirt, and a bed of chest hair. Bro, do you even 70s?

Very likely.. but by 1990 the console was available as part of several different bundles, some of which might have included Mario, Duck Hunt, World Class Track Meet, Super Spike V'Ball and Nintendo World Cup.