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GANDORF57 t1_j9uus4e wrote
Reply to comment by AsFarAsItGoes in Exits? Saw this while working at a site, made me chuckle. by MudHut1000
And so does Earth and Wind.
GANDORF57 t1_j9uttl5 wrote
Reply to comment by TTLYShittyThrowAway in This mannequin’s pose by TTLYShittyThrowAway
Welcome to the Mannequin Matrix.
GANDORF57 t1_j9snlt2 wrote
Reply to comment by Top-Persimmon4456 in The ents are marching to war. by thisiscotty
Never keep your mandrake plants in the same room you're viewing "Day of the Triffids"!
GANDORF57 t1_j9seon3 wrote
Reply to comment by OkSympathy9500 in A movie theater in KY is selling “Pablo Eskobear” drinks for the premiere of Cocaine Bear by -ForgotToLogout-
Cokey the Bear
GANDORF57 t1_j994o1x wrote
Reply to comment by No-Transition4060 in Reading my son a bedtime story…What a wonderful sister Peppa is. 😂 by scarlettkizzes3
^(PEPPA:) "Can I still have his dessert?"
GANDORF57 t1_j992ocx wrote
Reply to comment by MajoredInPhilosophy in Found this at a very prominently christian thrift store by ivunka_turnip
My grandmother took the Holy Scripture to heart...extremely! Her needle point homily would have read: "GOD DOESN'T LOVE BOYS WHO LOVES BOYS"
GANDORF57 t1_j94wjy4 wrote
Reply to comment by RuralRasta in I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
Not to worry, I, myself, am a creamer. ^(*I used to work at a dairy...that's how we gendered the cattle...MILKERS AND CREAMERS.)
GANDORF57 t1_j8y9pj9 wrote
^(CUE Modern English--"I Melt With You"...)
GANDORF57 t1_j6p31km wrote
Reply to comment by justabill71 in It is International Hot Chocolate Day, so my son made chocolate Play Doh at pre-school. by DanimalHouse
When you get bored with it, throw it in the municipal pool this summer!
GANDORF57 t1_j6p0thg wrote
Reply to comment by Matisaro in I think he won by RemarkableNebula
"How do you say. 'ollie ollie oxen free' in Malay?"
GANDORF57 t1_j6ayr6b wrote
Reply to comment by FunkyTown313 in What mistress by RadPs77
Shakespeare is bard.
GANDORF57 t1_j6an9si wrote
Reply to Aren't we all? by IBrokeTheBox
New zombie series on MotorTrend+: The Driving Dead.
GANDORF57 t1_j6amk5w wrote
Reply to comment by FunkyTown313 in What mistress by RadPs77
Right up until they tried to deflate her.
GANDORF57 t1_j6aj567 wrote
Reply to comment by Climbincook in I hear their food tastes like crap. by Mm2k
Nope. I'm not eating this no matter how large your porcelain bowls are!
GANDORF57 t1_j6afshs wrote
Reply to My kind of Valentine's day by cnine19
"Just because I bought the Kneeling Pad, don't get any ideas...your birthday and Valentine's Day and that's it!"
GANDORF57 t1_j6adke8 wrote
Reply to comment by comehonortts in first time seeing one in the wild. by dsubandbeard
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Reply to comment by Comfortable-Tax-7708 in I apologize in advance by golex04
"Why don't you take a photosynthesis, it'll last longer!"--Third Grade Biology Prodigy, Sheldon Cooper ^(*BAZINGA!)
GANDORF57 t1_j6a9fc7 wrote
Reply to comment by mudturnspadlocks in now THAT'S customer service by 54_actual
Now that's what I call customer service! ^(*Which way to the fitting room?)
GANDORF57 t1_j2fba6w wrote
Reply to Advanced dog camouflage by nikomasch1ne
^(DOGGO:) "I have to sleep on the sofa...you keep tripping on me when I sleep on the brown shag carpeting!"
GANDORF57 t1_j2f995q wrote
Reply to comment by Feeling-General9725 in It's getting kinky at your local bakeries by Feeling-General9725
No. Speaking in tongs.
GANDORF57 t1_j1t5cdc wrote
Reply to Never skip wheels day. by rjd14lite
The local Soap Box Derbies are getting intense!
GANDORF57 t1_j1s2mfq wrote
Reply to She’s freezing up as we speak by insertsumthinghere
🎵 All I want for Christmas is stew...🎵
GANDORF57 t1_j1rywvv wrote
Reply to Average Christmas with family by 100percentwhey
As usual, the cat is probably the instigator and continues to egg the dogs on.
GANDORF57 t1_j1fwjkx wrote
Reply to It's a Gingerbread Man! by Herbstnacht
Next assignment: Gingerbread house.
GANDORF57 t1_ja01ac3 wrote
Reply to comment by Randouser555 in Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
The alligators will have that situation handled soon.