GabrielusPrime

GabrielusPrime t1_ja6juv2 wrote

Reply to comment by sennordelasmoscas in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV

Um, to explain the last two lines, Gorillas are actually really... Small down there.

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GabrielusPrime t1_j4457vs wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] In this world healers, while respected, are often looked down upon due to their limited offensive capabilities. One day your party is completely wiped out, and the world finds out just how dangerous knowledge of human anatomy can be. by Useless_homosapien

This is Kabuto Yakushi, full stop. I would've said Tsunade or Sakura, but they rarely use their medical knowledge while fighting...

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GabrielusPrime t1_iyeakvr wrote

Reply to comment by shinylungburger in [WP] The city is under attack and none of the heroes are lifting a finger in its defense. So this leaves you and the other villains to defend it, because there is nothing for a villain to do in a smoldering ruin and trashing the city is your job damnit! by Kitty_Fuchs

It also reminds me of a line from a Batman cartoon... Aliens invade Gotham, and the Joker says, "Forgive my inhospitality, but terrorizing Gotham's my job!" while fighting them.

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