GeneOtheGreen
GeneOtheGreen t1_j6hl3xk wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
He apologized. Honor amongst Thieves and all
GeneOtheGreen t1_j6cdhlu wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
Was she looking down her nose at everyone??
GeneOtheGreen t1_j6c54nv wrote
It was cold, her headlights were on Hi-beam
GeneOtheGreen t1_j2cl13c wrote
Baaaaaad
GeneOtheGreen t1_j2ckrcx wrote
Reply to TIL The longest word in the English language, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine silica particles. by mic3ttaa
Just saying it will take your breath away 💨
GeneOtheGreen t1_j20d3mh wrote
Drunk yells to the bartender, Your mom is GREAT in bed! Bartender gets annoyed look and tells drunk, Shut up Dad....
GeneOtheGreen t1_j6m1uqm wrote
Reply to An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
In army E-7 and above only have to sign for possession of the vehicle. Not where/when going to.