Get_your_grape_juice

Get_your_grape_juice t1_jd6v8ju wrote on March 22, 2023 at 7:19 AM

Reply to TIFU by taking a dump in her old toilet by Ninjaxas

Some people throw steak at closed windows.

Others throw turds at Toyotas.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_j8lo6fb wrote on February 15, 2023 at 5:29 AM

Reply to comment by dino_74 in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive

If it’s yellow, flush it down.

If it’s brown, flush it down.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_j8lnz6a wrote on February 15, 2023 at 5:27 AM

Reply to comment by --jawnday-- in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive

OP took grooming advice from his cat.

He licked his ~~paws~~ hands clean.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_j8hmkjo wrote on February 14, 2023 at 11:12 AM

Reply to [image] Keep going. by ImOkNotANoob

No they wouldn’t. I’m at the same job, doing the same thing, making negligibly more money, losing my fucking mind.

5 years ago me isn’t surprised at my current state, but he sure is disappointed.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_j35616e wrote on January 6, 2023 at 2:41 AM

Reply to comment by Larrybear1234 in [Image] You can do anything in your life by matronlyexmoor579

So is my life.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_j2frsjn wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:16 PM

Reply to This antique store portrait of a lady who looks like Mitch McConnell by majordanger

Michelle McConnell.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_j1sw0mc wrote on December 27, 2022 at 3:19 AM

Reply to comment by No_Character2755 in My Uncle, back in the 1980’s when he was in the Air Force. He retired after 32 years of service. by Johnny_GazeeboIII

My dad wore those glasses.

I have no evidence that he ever killed anyone, but he certainly had the personality to do it.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_itaksos wrote on October 22, 2022 at 3:59 AM

Reply to my zombie girl from sims 3 :') her name is rotten rose by hir0misaku

Listen, this is really cool and I hate to do this, but I can’t help myself…

Hearing the name “Rose” immediately makes me think of the Golden Girls. I can’t help but think that Rotten Rose should be joined by Bloody Blanche, Decaying Dorothy, and… I dunno, Seeping Sophia?

Get_your_grape_juice t1_itaj0aj wrote on October 22, 2022 at 3:41 AM

Reply to comment by Stellerwolf in my zombie girl from sims 3 :') her name is rotten rose by hir0misaku

Like a Darth Vader Funco thing.

Get_your_grape_juice t1_itafggf wrote on October 22, 2022 at 3:07 AM

Reply to comment by ericscottf in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]

My disagreement disproves your thesis.