GlobalTravelR
GlobalTravelR t1_j20b340 wrote
For real, once met a girl named Midori Green (not Japanese). Either her parents had a sick sense of humor, or were serious alcoholics.
(In case you didn't know, since this isn't a joke, Midori is Japanese for Green, it's also a the name of a green Japanese liqueur).
GlobalTravelR t1_j1vtbbz wrote
Jaws control the media. Look at 'Shark Week'! You don't see 'Swordfish Week', or 'Blowfish Week!'
There have been more movies about Sharks than any other sea creature. A coincidence? I think not!
/s
GlobalTravelR t1_j1vhc21 wrote
Reply to comment by BaltimoreBadger23 in Steven Spielberg apologises to sharks for Jaws by GrievousInflux
But maybe Jaws was Jaw-ish.
GlobalTravelR t1_j0xyiiq wrote
I only want the 2 Buck Chuck note.
GlobalTravelR t1_iwoihq5 wrote
Is it Herschel Walker?
GlobalTravelR t1_iwoi76b wrote
Hashtag Werewolves4Walker
GlobalTravelR t1_iuunspl wrote
Reply to Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
Just like Mr. Burns. https://youtu.be/27FP5zrgNSI
GlobalTravelR t1_iud3qfg wrote
Reply to Dark drama/comedy recommendations by talkingbiscuits
Stan vs Evil.
GlobalTravelR t1_itp8e7h wrote
"We categorically deny everything. Even everything we did. "
Boris Badenov, Kremlin spokesman.
GlobalTravelR t1_itfpd96 wrote
Reply to comment by elis_famous in Anita Ekberg - Paris (1959) by Pasargad
Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moons.
GlobalTravelR t1_ir9dk12 wrote
Reply to comment by XeroThroatsRand in Adult entertainment club's event at Texas golf course surprises high school golf team by Capt_Foxch
Pretends to call "Hello dad, can you pick me up? Oh, you're busy at work, but you'll pick me up in a couple of hours? What's that? Don't go with anyone else because there's someplace you need to take me right from the golf course? OK, I'll wait at the club house until then. Bye!
Sorry coach, dad says I have to stick around because he needs to pick me up from here.
GlobalTravelR t1_j2evjlm wrote
Reply to The Church of Scientology owns this “hotel” with a permanent No Vacancy sign & an empty parking lot by TheJedibugs
That's their M.O. As a tax exempt 'church' (I use that term loosely) they spend all of their money from their members buying real estate, as L. Ron Hubbard originally did. And because they claim to be using the buildings for 'Spiritual Purposes', they are exempt from paying property tax.
They own almost half the real estate on Hollywood Boulevard and a lot all over LA.