Meanwhile at Pepsi:

"So, yeah... How about we get a mascot that's... like... dressed up in a shiny gimp suit... Yeah... And then... And then, he runs after people to give them some Pepsi... And, uh, maybe... Maybe he, sometimes he gets injured for comedic effect... And... Oh! And he speaks broken Japanese! And everybody in the adverts are American"

"Ok, but how does that help us sell Pepsi in the Japanese market?"

"That's the neat part, it doesn't"

I have a few given names and the name I'm called by depends on whether I'm talking to friends, family, or strangers. Keep the old name for her and only let her call you by it (and tell her that only she should know of that name so she shouldn't go telling people), everyone else can know the new name

lemme get uhhhhhhhhh... B̴̢̡̧̻̣̤̹͔̤̬̱̱̝̘̟̙̜͓͇̰̠͙̎̒̂̀͊̈̈́̓͐́̑̓͒̉͋͑̒̈́̈́̉̂̈͜͝͝ͅǪ̴̨̛̳̭̯̖͖̲̰̙̦̫̣̪̲̥̟̱͔̹̩͕̝͙̒̀̔͊̈̈́̎̿̅͒̔̉̈̊͒̀̽̌̇̅̚͝͝N̷̢̡̖̬̤̤̖͚̝̼͖̂̾̒̎̽̆̏͑̐̔̈́̃͆̂̎̆̕͝ͅE̷̢̢̼̟̪̩̝̟̟͙͈̟̩̬̖͉̓̔̾̽̍̇̐̉̅̓̽̓̔̅̆́̋̈́̕ͅͅL̵̨̺̹̦̺͇̙̠̏̉͊͌̾̓͛͗͒̀Ȩ̶̨̼̰̮̩͎͙̟̈́͐̽̊̓̈̒̚S̴̨̢̨̳̦̫̟̫̬͖̝̟̻͍͌̉̑͆̊͗̽̋͆̓̾͆̈͒̓̓̉͝ͅͅS̸̡̨̡͖͎̬̗̝͔͖͎͍̻̬͚̩̥͕̭͖̜̥̀͛͜͜ ̷̡̢̡͕̟͍̰̩̩͚͓͎͖̮̰͎̬͖͚͈̟̳͈̇̓̋̏̆̉́͜B̶̧͉͎͉̻͓̠͉̳̜̩̤̼̤̳̞͖̔̽͗́̓̈́̇̒Å̴̧̺̫͚͖̘͔̼͖͎͕̦̼̩͙̗̥̩̥̠͕̱̥̟͌̕Ņ̵̧̡̨̢͉͇̻̻͙͈͍̭̺̰̥̖̘̘͇̝̾͗̈͜Ā̵̪̱͚͊̈́͒́̽̇͛́͌̉̓̚̕̕͝N̵̡̨̧̝̞̻͔̩̬͕̮̣͇̫̣̖̞̤͓̏̀̉͜Ä̶̧̢̨̦͈͎̤̲͍̪̫̺͕̫́ͅͅ wit a 2 liter of coke

So if I'm reading this correctly, you're less efficient between 0.150% and 0.180%, but slightly more efficient between 0.180% and... 0.180% again?

I was gonna ask about what it looks like when worn and saw your other posts and different designs, they all look amazing :)

Sonic Says:

Kids, there's nothing more cool than buying stocks you like. But if someone tries to frontrun the market with insider trading, that's no good.