They even got the orientation right, considering Chicago is in America, the bottom of the earth

Which type? Road or track?

Still 2 hours and 37 minutes

An Aussie and a New Zealander are walking down the road, when they see a nice big ewe. The Aussie turns to the Kiwi and says:

"You bag her, and I'll go check if anyones around to catch us." Before walking off.

About 5 minutes later, the Aussie comes back and see the Kiwi behind the sheep, trying to push it in with his body and pull the bag over the sheeps front. Upon seeing this, the Aussie shouts:

"WHAT YA THINK YOU'RE DOIN, YA FUCKED UP CUNT?! I said bag her, not shag her."

I'm cold in 23°C, I'm freezing in less than 15.

Peter is one of the few strong heroes that tries to keep damage to the environment and cities minimal, even if he's throwing rockets every which way in the games.

Long enough for the cops to get them down, but not too long that they become a problem

NNN has started.

You are a clown, because you waited until Halloween was over.

But you're stuck in the past

It's November. Halloween was yesterday

And, if you read your comments, the only thing called "candy" that I knew of was "candy canes".

Until my final 2 comments, I was just asking questions.

Yeah, today I learned that there's another thing Americans get wrong.

Oh, so it's like you guys calling g-strings "thongs", thinking that Christmas is in winter and not being able to measure shit?

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But you said you hand out candy. Gummies are lollies and chocolate is chocolate

You literally just said that you don't like "candy".

But you don't hand chocolate or gummies out on Halloween?

Another reason I don't want to go to the US. From the sounds of it, your lolly selection is just a bunch of misshapen candy canes that you refer to collectively as "candy". Do you guys not have chocolates, sucker lollies, or gummies? What about lollipops?

What the fuck is "Halloween Candy"? Is that a candy cane scythe, or something?

In Australia, we don't have any special lollies or chocolates for Halloween, other than Halloween style packaging or gummy eye balls.

I'm talking about how candy is mostly eaten in December, not November

Mate, candy canes are Christmas, not Halloween, and most of them are eaten in December