Gordon_Explosion
Gordon_Explosion t1_je5ab6x wrote
Reply to LPT: A lot of people don’t know this but if you have a Costco membership, they offer car insurance that has unbeatable prices. by ninaunst
I checked. They didn't come close to beating my progressive with 10 year loyalty, home and auto bundle, and good driver discounts.
Neither did USAA.
Gordon_Explosion t1_je033ls wrote
Oh shit, honest and open communication accidently happened. Run.
Gordon_Explosion t1_jdit3d7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN LIVING IN A SOCIETY AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY.
If you want to shop there, shop there. Their issues are their own.
Gordon_Explosion t1_jdcilm9 wrote
Reply to TIFU By snooping through my wife's phone by [deleted]
She's already gone. Even if she has broken it off with the other guy and is just resigned to being married to you, she clearly doesn't like you, and she can't unsay the things she said. Get a lawyer, since there are kids involved.
Gordon_Explosion t1_jdchncl wrote
Look at those primitive little screwheads.
Gordon_Explosion t1_jbvv3y0 wrote
Save the drama for the Obama Llamas.
Gordon_Explosion t1_japhlv8 wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Wow. AB-InBev just got defensive because someone said light beer shouldn't taste like water.
Like, the shoe is fitting, and they put it on publicly.
Gordon_Explosion t1_jaejybw wrote
Did you know pit bulls were illegal before you called the government to get them involved?
Gordon_Explosion t1_jadr9rz wrote
And audiences replaced by empty seats.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j9db72n wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
Driving under the influence. Awesome.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j8u29j4 wrote
Reply to comment by MrNavinJohnson in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
Well goddam, we're in.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j8ty2bs wrote
Reply to comment by MrNavinJohnson in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
Do those movies hold up? Been thinking of introducing my cinephile teen.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j8c0322 wrote
Reply to [IMAGE] Be careful what you feed… by Rocky9711
"You have two wolves inside you. Sorry about the transporter accident."
~Chief O'Brien
Gordon_Explosion t1_j7r9we7 wrote
You pretty much have to move out, dude, tonight in the middle of the night.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j6ahis7 wrote
So they either changed their minds, or AP just got peer pressured to reverse a position.
Heh.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j69tbor wrote
So, two cans inside a third can.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j608ufe wrote
Reply to doomsday clock real or fake? by Ludwik2006
GenX kids chuckle at that. Wake us up at 5 seconds to midnight.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j5yvs75 wrote
Reply to LPT: It is valuable to know when to stop arguing with other people and simply let them be wrong by Dismal_Body_2731
This is a great lesson. It's important to know when winning the battle just doesn't matter. Let people be wrong about insignificant things, who cares.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j4tjw28 wrote
Reply to comment by engineeryourmom in Stephen Colbert to Produce Series Adaptation Of Roger Zelanzny’s Sci-Fi Novels ‘The Chronicles Of Amber’ by Neo2199
No he has no eyes at one point.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j47dpk5 wrote
Reply to This Donald Trump toilet brush by SwiftIy2
He wishes his hair had that much body.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j42y1kv wrote
Reply to [Image] Nobody cares until you're rich, pretty, or dead. So live your life to the fullest regardless of how others look at it. by sylsau
Needs more Oxford Comma.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j3yxc8h wrote
Reply to comment by casalelu in [Image] I Find this oddly motivating by oxxford_charity
Jesus wants you to Be Good. Satan wants you to be happy.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j34sapw wrote
Reply to comment by BowwwwBallll in Satellites watch 'atmospheric river' bring extreme rain to California — Satellites of the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) are monitoring the weather system, revealing its various aspects including wind speeds and expected amount of rain. by BlankVerse
Try that Bugs Bunny reverse psychology on the people south of you, heh.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j34s65m wrote
Reply to comment by mynextthroway in Satellites watch 'atmospheric river' bring extreme rain to California — Satellites of the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) are monitoring the weather system, revealing its various aspects including wind speeds and expected amount of rain. by BlankVerse
Yeah, 80s kid, and in the midwest we were taught even then about yearly wildfires, mudslides, earthquakes, etc.
Gordon_Explosion t1_jeghwsw wrote
Reply to 99% of humans are decent and empathetic, don't sweat the 1% by itkplatypus
I like the sentiment, but I really question your 99% number.
In my experience, 90% of people would murder you for as little as the opportunity to skip a car payment, if they were guaranteed to get away with it. Human life is demonstrably worth nothing in a vast majority of the world. I think the big majority of humans are opportunistic, self-centered garbage.