Granny_Nooooo
Granny_Nooooo t1_j9zzhgj wrote
Reply to comment by Background_Touchdown in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Yes!!
I love bouncing jokes off people like that.
Granny_Nooooo t1_j9zfmod wrote
I always thought that joke worked better with silver instead of gold, because of misdirection.
I mean, obviously walking is better than winning gold at the Paralympics. Obviously. By replacing it with "What's better than winning silver?", it makes you think for a split second that maybe winning gold would be great.
But nope. Still going with the ability to walk.
Granny_Nooooo t1_j9cnfkc wrote
Reply to comment by infodawg in LPT: If you’re about to engage in an argument with someone online, you should check if they are trolling. by lifinale
Yes it was, man. Thats the problem with you people.
Granny_Nooooo t1_j962gnn wrote
Reply to comment by reddit_user13 in Amazing shot of a Blue Jay pestering a Bald Eagle by Smash_Factor
No joke. Seagulls are cuuuuuuuuunts.
Granny_Nooooo t1_j6we243 wrote
Reply to What is this? by Gold_Orchid1388
I use it as a charging port, as well as stick my headphone jack in the other hole there.
Granny_Nooooo t1_j0qmyw3 wrote
Reply to You start playing a video game but the disc is scratched and takes you straight to the ending movie scene. Is this possible? by THEY_CALL_ME_FACE
Someone spoiled something, or is about to, aren't/didn't they?
Granny_Nooooo t1_ixyy2wu wrote
Reply to comment by THEY_CALL_ME_FACE in Is it impossible for a video game console to be round? (sphere) by THEY_CALL_ME_FACE
So, like, BB-8?
Granny_Nooooo t1_iuxqh03 wrote
Reply to Do you touch grass? by Available-Article-97
Where's the "smoke" option?
Granny_Nooooo t1_itpcr7c wrote
Reply to comment by LevelPerception4 in TIL that a prison riot in 1985 on Spike Island near Cork, Ireland, ended after a mother of a prisoner heard what was happening, came to the island,& roared at her son through a megaphone after he had been on a roof for hours; it took only a few minutes of shouting & the remaining prisoners came down by newshoeshudis
You should have asked her if she was on her period. That always works.
Granny_Nooooo t1_ithrxt1 wrote
Reply to TIL that a prison riot in 1985 on Spike Island near Cork, Ireland, ended after a mother of a prisoner heard what was happening, came to the island,& roared at her son through a megaphone after he had been on a roof for hours; it took only a few minutes of shouting & the remaining prisoners came down by newshoeshudis
There's nobody on the planet scarier than angry Irish women. Fkkn no one.
Granny_Nooooo t1_ja38dlf wrote
Reply to Walked in on my wifes sock monkey. by After_Basis1434
Bi-Curious George