So...that's not what the op wrote about. He wrote about playing porn on a computer which his parents might have heard. That's it.

Unless they mistook the op for the sounds that come from a porno (highly unlikely!), I think your outrage is way off base.

I showed it to her. She laughed.

What do you find so offensive about this? Honestly curious.

Edit: the joke is the op's parent's might be aroused from the sounds of a porno because apparently that wasn't clear to the puritans

Does my wife count? She likes jokes and doesn't get offended at objectively harmless jokes.

Have you? 3v4n777

Right amount of escalation if you asked me

And maybe it put them in the mood. Does that help?