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Grzechoooo t1_jdhiymd wrote
Reply to Almost every cat featured in viral Tik Tok posted by Kansas City animal shelter adopted by SpankAPlankton
ALMOST?! r/OrphanCrushingMachine.
Grzechoooo t1_iy9b9kv wrote
Reply to Stingy old lawyer by Goatmanthealien
The very idea of taking money with oneself to the afterlife came to him after he took part in the most peculiar of cases. His friend, also a rich man, entrusted a will to him and his two other friends. In it, he asked to be buried with all his money, three billion dollars. The funeral took place and the body was laid in the ground with three massive chests.
After the ceremony, the three lawyers went to the side. The first one had a confession to make - he took a quarter of the money for himself. "I couldn't let all this money go to waste!", he said with sorrow. "I took even more", the second one said, "I'm sure it will be more useful in my hands." But the third one looked disgusted. "How could you disrespect your friend?! It's appaling!", he shouted. "So what, you're saying you left all the money in there?", they asked, disbelief in their voice. "Of course I did, you frauds!"
"I wrote him a check for the entire billion!"
Grzechoooo t1_iy8g9c3 wrote
Reply to comment by Box_Man_In_A_Box in [WP] The Hero is secretly gay. Unfortunately, the Villain doesn't know this and keeps kidnapping the Hero's best female friend, thinking that she's the love interest. Even more unfortunate, she's finally had enough. by ReallySillyLily36
I mean, you know how people don't see when thrir crush has a crush on them? Maybe they also don't see when their crush is trying to kill them on a regular basis?
Grzechoooo t1_jedyhoy wrote
Reply to comment by space-glitter in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Happy birthday!