So basically, the way you word it: I was encouraged to get drunk until I passed out and then she took advantage of me. Aka rape. If she tries this with another man who reports her to police etc she may get serious repercussions.

If Bob gets angry, point out that you were both drunk, you were asleep and he and Jess had broken up months ago. The fact that you state many friends in the group had slept with each other is another point to say.

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Could have been far worse, stopped by police. Probably had car taken etc