What part of that was “edgy” to you?

You used to be cool, man. What happened to you? You became the man… management, corporate even. The grumpy old bastard that gets mad when kids make memories and actively wants to end their fun. Go down to DC and get some shrooms for god’s sake. You need to find yourself again.

Yeesh are you okay? Is this how you handle all criticism? Take it easy, ya kook. You didn’t answer the question that was asked, just accept it and move on.

OP specifically asked for one that won’t break the bank.

Haha what garbage taste in pizza you have. Downvoters agree, grottos is the worst pizza columbia has to offer, hands down. Grosso Pizza.

“Buy a flatbread” is definitely not the answer. That’s flatbread, not pizza dough. Shit, even the Pillsbury “pizza crust” soda-dough is better than an already baked flatbread. Miles better. But if you’re cooking it at home why not just grab a ball of pizza dough. It’s sold at like every grocery store around here. Regardless, your answer is wrong as OP is asking for restaurant options. Clearly they aren’t looking to cook one at home.

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