Impressive coincidence. It's a small world!

The positive side is that the number of parents who wouldn't do it for their children is getting lower and lower every year.

Or he meant she had a mustache akin to the soft fur of a rabbit

Isn't it supposed to be "hare lip"? As in, it looks like a hare's mouth?

Again, they're children, and children are assholes. These girls went very much too far, but they deserve a chance at redemption, even if it's a slim one.

Especially when that behaviour could also be attributed in a non-negligible part to their shitty parents

The parents, definitely, but children, even cruel ones, should at least have the chance to redeem themselves.

Of course, if they're still cunts as adults, sledgehammer to the face

Because he thought hearing people refer to one "Dick bag man" would be funny

I'm actually fine with positive news regarding the climate not being shared too much, as not nearly enough is done about climate change.

There's enough deniers around, you wouldn't want them to get more ammo for their "see? There's no climate problem" gun

Ok that sucks, but I swear I've seen that dance before. But where?

To be more constructive, it's cluttered, low-res and the subject is puzzling at best. And what's with the random emojis?

And with each passing year, the lung gets smaller and smaller

First time I saw her, she transformed into a 500ft lizard robot after inhaling the Triangles of Zinthar, and Robert Smith from The Cure had to fight to stop her from destroying the city

You have no honor, disfiguring a warrior to mock him from behind your screen

Exponential rise of the temperatures isn't exactly something that can be reversed in a closed system. Again, look at Venus

Here? Sure. But the concept of "Earth" as a planet that sustains life will be gone. But yeah, the third rock in orbit around Sol will still be there

Except the greenhouse effect is exponential, Earth will likely end up like Venus; we'll effectively have destroyed the ecosystem beyond repair

From Pennsylvania!

That's called decorating, bro, look it up

Don't kinkshame

So are these little characters in the front gonna fuck too?

First thought was Barthandelus in FFXIII