HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jeearr6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:00 PM

Reply to comment by feelin_fine_ in Very nice, Leon by jakesimp1

No, that's Leonardo DiKenne

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee816w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:33 AM

Reply to comment by ValifriggOdinsson in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo

Ah yeah, forgot that thing lol

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee59e2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:04 AM

Reply to comment by ArchemedesRex in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo

I'd say it's funny if you leave it like in a wallet or some other place where someone reasonably can't expect to keep it. Like, what I'm trying to say is that it should be done in such a way that if someone sees it, they should be like "oh, I can find the owner" or "this belongs to that person, I should let him know it's within easy stealing range".

That way, only bad people get disappointed when they realize they got scammed. It would be very fucked up for someone to be walking by and they see it like in the grass or like on the bathroom floor and they're like "oh! I can pay off my gas bill for free! Huh... Oh..."

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee4vst wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:59 AM

Reply to comment by space-glitter in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo

Erm... You're holding birthday grudges as an adult?

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee4r8a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:58 AM

Reply to comment by Guttermouth11111 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo

That's on you tbh. You needed to say that you're aware of the fact that it's April Fools, but that it's true and then follow up the next day with another post. Or even better, just wait a day so that they don't think it's the long con.

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee4msa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:56 AM

Reply to comment by ValifriggOdinsson in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo

Unless you're male.

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jedi9g7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:49 AM

Reply to comment by TheTinRam in US puts Italy-sized chunk of Gulf of Mexico up for auction for oil drilling by capcaunul

This comment made it, but mine gets removed for "being too short" when it's two sentences?

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jedfaz4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:14 AM

Reply to comment by its_justme in I drew this pixel art scene using 8 colors and called it "stUck" [OC] by v78

I missed the joke

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jed1q6c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:03 AM

Reply to comment by HeavensCriedBlood in Metamorphosis, Newberry, oil on canvas, 2023 by MichaelNewberry

We don't want to see penises at all. Which is why we only see them when it's Michaelangelo. Color irrelevant.

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je8mj9l wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:17 AM

Reply to comment by Ralfarius in ELI5 Why are pickles not just called pickled cucumbers? by Shabless

Yes! Mushrooms. Not sure why I picked carrots.

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je8lajx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:03 AM

Reply to comment by Satansfavorite13 in ELI5 Why are pickles not just called pickled cucumbers? by Shabless

This is because tomato sauce is less sugary, I believe.

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je8l7ti wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:02 AM

Reply to comment by AnotherWeirdLemur in ELI5 Why are pickles not just called pickled cucumbers? by Shabless

I believe ketchup used to be made out of, I think, carrots.

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je87jgr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:52 AM

Reply to comment by Familiar_Cellist3643 in PsBattle: Bear outside window by GrantBloomer

How sad. Alexa, play TikTok.

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je60kwf wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:39 PM

Reply to Just...don't look at it. by ravenkult

Obligatory "I should call her".

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je3yrne wrote on March 29, 2023 at 6:27 AM

Reply to comment by JamesonG42 in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

How about your roll? That's the right one, yes?

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je3ypi1 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 6:26 AM

Reply to comment by 2017ccb1 in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

1 years

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je3ak02 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:26 AM

Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII

Holy shit. People still believe in age striction stuff? I thought we grew out of it in the mid 90s.

Like yeah, they shouldn't be listening to the gamer word until they're at least 12. Fine. But murders and such are fine when they're around 10. Killing is edgy and funny around then (as an entertainment thing).