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Job Title: Luddite Repeller

Company: [Insert Company Name]

Location: [Insert Location]

Job Type: Full-Time

Salary: Commensurate with experience

Job Description:

Our company is seeking a Luddite Repeller to join our team. The primary responsibility of the Luddite Repeller is to prevent Neo-Luddites from accessing our server room, which houses our valuable LLM.

Responsibilities:

Monitor and control access to the server room

Identify potential threats and take proactive measures to prevent them

Enforce security protocols and procedures

Work closely with the IT department to ensure the security of the server room

Maintain a high level of vigilance at all times

Requirements:

Prior experience in security or law enforcement is preferred

Familiarity with security protocols and procedures

Excellent attention to detail and ability to remain vigilant

Strong communication and interpersonal skills

Ability to work independently and as part of a team

If you are interested in this exciting opportunity, please submit your resume and cover letter to [Insert contact information]. We thank all applicants for their interest, but only those selected for an interview will be contacted.

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