HanDavo
HanDavo t1_jefqeim wrote
Reply to comment by Kkonamyguy in Cheetodust be gone! by groaner
A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.
The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no.
The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can’t not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”
The man replies, “Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”
HanDavo t1_jee5rjp wrote
Reply to I've never known whether I can draw or not, I've always been uncertain about it. tell me honestly... by Either_Director_8823
You can doodle so you are creative.
Drawing is an acquired skill that is simply a matter of practice, can't judge you from a doodle.
"To Draw You Must Close Your Eyes And Sing" Picasso
HanDavo t1_ja8ykmm wrote
Reply to comment by ForeverStrangeMoe in My girlfriend wrote I love you in my banana by ForeverStrangeMoe
OP, you can't make someone love you. So when you kill this Yon guy, make it look like an accident, then you can console you love and it might reignite her feeling for you.
Personally I'd off your former girlfriend so Yon has to live with not having her too!
HanDavo t1_j6n7v0a wrote
And my bag of fingers and thumbs seems to be sausages, must be an new butcher at the shop mixing things up.
HanDavo t1_j6mvgyo wrote
I changed the fake humane society-assigned birthday of my best buddy to be my birthday so now we celebrate together!
#LifeGoals
HanDavo t1_j6ju802 wrote
Reply to The resemblance is uncanny. by ShroudIII
I don't even recognize Billy Bob Thornton when he's playing Carl, (should have got an Oscar), but the other guy isn't even close.
HanDavo t1_j6bbj4z wrote
That looks familiar, I'm Canadian, seen lots of similar signs over the years.
HanDavo t1_j5kzwe8 wrote
Reply to I think my new landlord might be Red Green. by Zeehammer
We are many, we know our place.
We are handy.
HanDavo t1_j27nle7 wrote
Reply to Just A Romanian Pizza Parlor. by StinkyPoopsAlot
Now one of the worlds most beloved Pizza Parlors, this Canadian would certainly order from there on a vacation to Romania.
HanDavo t1_j204xt0 wrote
Reply to ah yes, (country) my favorite place to visit. by D-raild
I enjoy their music.
HanDavo t1_ixw8551 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway-N23150503 in Found in our local garden centre :) by eloiseviolet
Mind Blown.
HanDavo t1_iuigh8g wrote
Reply to A truckload of trucks by carpeteyes
This is a Dad Joke in photograph form.
HanDavo t1_iuhosrc wrote
Reply to The 'Murican Dream by ihavethebestmarriage
The Canadian nightmare that keeps illegally creeping over the southern border.
HanDavo t1_iuftij3 wrote
I don't think a Halloween has ever made me tear up before. Brilliant.
HanDavo t1_iuf73v5 wrote
Reply to Hope you're having a chill Sunday afternoon. by rckola86
Thin layer of honey oil spread on my zigzag white wrapped around some Kootenay Craft – Cactus Breath (AAAA+) 28%THC, dinner in the oven, chores done, fuck but legal weed makes this old Canadian hippie happy.
HanDavo t1_jegcqkd wrote
Reply to Nachos, Margaritas and Director’s Cut of LOTR anyone by tnick771
I'd feel obligated to put out if a woman did that for me.