HardPawns
HardPawns t1_jds2lam wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Well, if he don’t resurrect by the end of easter they should just fire that lazy prick.
HardPawns t1_jcpiyu3 wrote
Reply to comment by jamescookenotthatone in TIL Charles Dickens had a talking pet raven named Grip, who terrorized his dog, buried valuables in the yard, and died eating "a pound or two" of lead paint. As a character in one of his novels, Grip is believed to have inspired Poe's famous poem, and is on display in a Philadelphia public library by jableshables
Hollywood already bought the rights and they’re doing a movie, Cocaine raven.
HardPawns t1_j031j7i wrote
Reply to comment by Jedbo75 in TIL that roosters don’t have a penis. They pump their sperm into females using a 'cloacal kiss' by [deleted]
Yeah, by now it’s actually just taunting
HardPawns t1_iuwl53j wrote
Reply to comment by EndoExo in TIL that the Persian King Xerxes was so enraged after a storm destroyed his bridges that he ordered the sea be given 300 whiplashes, and branded it with red-hot irons as the soldiers shouted at the water by LethalPoopstain
The Greeks hated Xerxes, wouldn’t be surprised if any of them made up stories about what a complete moron and clown he was.
HardPawns t1_itzitup wrote
Reply to Every language travels at the speed of sound, except sign language that travels at the speed of light by _somename_
In writing every language travels at the speed of light, it’s not like it’s limited to speaking and sign language.
HardPawns t1_irawv92 wrote
Well, it’s a golden opportunity to learn some basics about economy then.
HardPawns t1_jef04q9 wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping_Ad_5096 in A peanut vendor from the 1890s with a suit full of peanuts. by jeffreypooh
"Local man attacked by squirrels, seventh attack this week"