Heliolord
Heliolord t1_jdpgh5o wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
A free ice cream truck is not a charity!
Heliolord t1_jdod3zq wrote
Reply to comment by Pb4ugoyo in Rare conjoined twin returns home after successful separation surgery by Sandstorm400
Whew. Good. The title did not sound all that uplifting with the implication that only one survived.
Heliolord t1_jdkesin wrote
Reply to Top lawyers defy bar to declare they will not prosecute peaceful climate protesters by je97
Fiery but peaceful type protestors or the regular kinds who just carry signs?
Heliolord t1_jdad552 wrote
Reply to comment by GuyNamedWhatever in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
Extra, extra garlic!
Heliolord t1_jb38n5g wrote
Gotta get some last minute use out of those guns before selling them off to be destroyed and untraceable.
Heliolord t1_iz7la4s wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: telescopic bucket cranes with electrical techs repairing several lines by MuvyTikit
Someone has to make the Mobile Fortress Destroyer from Konosuba.
Heliolord t1_iysjst0 wrote
Reply to comment by SternLecture in Cruise ship passenger rescued from ocean isn't sure how he went overboard, he tells ABC by PichuLovy
Son of a bitch did it. The one and a bajillion chance that all the matter in his body managed to pass right through all the matter in the guard rail.
Heliolord t1_iysjh4f wrote
Reply to comment by snausagesinablanket in Cruise ship passenger rescued from ocean isn't sure how he went overboard, he tells ABC by PichuLovy
Wanking while balancing on a guardrail is the ultimate danger wank.
Heliolord t1_iyf4wst wrote
Reply to comment by saliczar in TIL about the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami that killed an estimated 224,000 people. It is not even not even in the top 10 for deadliest natural disasters in history. by ProfoundPenguin
Proto monkeys: pathetic.
Heliolord t1_iyf4qqj wrote
Reply to comment by shindleria in TIL about the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami that killed an estimated 224,000 people. It is not even not even in the top 10 for deadliest natural disasters in history. by ProfoundPenguin
That is probably not a wise move. You see water receding that much, you ought be moving in case that water starts coming back. I'd get far away from the shore for a while until the tide comes back up just in case.
Heliolord t1_ix4w7ki wrote
Reply to comment by Zwets in Incinerators can no longer handle 'mountain of cocaine' seized in Antwerp port by bomberesque1
Sounds like a great idea. Gets rid of the coke and creates super electric eels with enough juice to power the city.
Heliolord t1_iw97kgd wrote
Reply to Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property: 'They're trying to stir up business' by The_R3venant
Randy Marsh was their last renter.
Heliolord t1_ivbxeps wrote
Reply to comment by MabezJK in TIL that most non-human primate infants actively use their hands to help themselves out of the birth canal. Human infants do not, but their grip strength is much higher during the hours immediately after they are born. by afeeney
Sounds like that extra grip strength would make that very uncomfortable. Like chestburster levels of uncomfortable.
Heliolord t1_iuuewxm wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_C_CODE in China experts visit Taiwan to help sick panda in rare point of contact by AsslessBaboon
Fair enough. Fuckers are cute and rare so they basically get luxury digs, free food, porn, and guaranteed sexy times. Fuck pandas. I want that!
Heliolord t1_iui7wsp wrote
Reply to comment by South_Data2898 in TIL that one of the most popular medieval legends about Saint Nicholas of Myra (the original basis for the legend of Santa Claus) involves him magically resurrecting three children who were murdered by an evil butcher and sold as cured meat. by themightyheptagon
He also whipped the asses of a bunch of people who turned a church into a den of greed and vice.
Heliolord t1_iuhtc6f wrote
Reply to TIL - Contrary of what everybody thinks, if you park your car at a dark spot at night, the chances of theft are smaller, because thieves don't like to use lights. by JosZo
I want the lighted area so I can see them. I need to know what I'm aiming at.
Heliolord t1_iuhphaa wrote
Reply to comment by bingold49 in I, for one, welcome our new cockroach overlords. by TunaScentedCandle
I blame the schools.
Heliolord t1_iub163p wrote
Reply to comment by darsvedder in Unbothered cat 🇺🇦 by lilmammamia
swats rocket
Heliolord t1_iub0w3n wrote
Reply to comment by museornay in TIL We are currently amidst the longest gap between EF5 tornadoes in history by Danielnrg
traumatized animal crossing player noises
Heliolord t1_iuapdhm wrote
Reply to [image] Stop Negotiating with toxic people by tobycastle
Aka, why I removed r/politics from my feed.
Heliolord t1_iu54kw4 wrote
How about we split the difference? Sweet potato with a baggie of brown sugar and marshmallows.
Heliolord t1_itjokeu wrote
Reply to comment by BoardImpressive7201 in A city in China is planning an offshore wind farm so big that it could power all of Norway by quellerand
Sounds like r/sino is brigading.
Heliolord t1_itjoi0z wrote
Reply to comment by gemulikeit in A city in China is planning an offshore wind farm so big that it could power all of Norway by quellerand
In order to ensure the security and environmental stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first galactic empire!
Heliolord t1_jegyaxx wrote
Reply to comment by banhatesex in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Their first and last mistake involving Chuck Norris. No one tells Chuck Norris what to do.