For real bro I’ve got leather right now just thinking about yelling at people to use the crosswalk. We’re so badass, society should be thanking us, instead they think we’re losers.

Rock. Fucking. Hard.

I too lack the ability to control those around me in my daily life and I also get rock hard when I can control how fast other people drive on the highway.

I like to think the state police would appoint me honorary deputy if they saw me making sure nobody else speeds.

clutches pearls

Won’t someone think of the culture shock!