HobGoblin2
HobGoblin2 t1_j22haw1 wrote
Reply to comment by Wicam in Russian State to Fund Sperm Freezing for Mobilized Soldiers by Ok_bro_1
It's OK, they have mobile incinerators that follow their armies around. They can burn their bullshit lies just as easily as the bodies of their dead.
HobGoblin2 t1_j22f8pw wrote
NATO should intercept all that sperm and then reverse engineer it. Make little dolls out of it and perform mock interrogations and low key torture/tickles on it. Might be able to glean some intelligence out of some of it, and for the rest we just hand it over to Ukraine to make grenades out of.
HobGoblin2 t1_j22cs8b wrote
Reply to comment by Textification in Russian State to Fund Sperm Freezing for Mobilized Soldiers by Ok_bro_1
I think you hit the nail on the head.
Talk about desperate.
HobGoblin2 t1_j22ceku wrote
Reply to comment by notausernamesixty9 in Russian State to Fund Sperm Freezing for Mobilized Soldiers by Ok_bro_1
They do have a lot of that yummy gas and oil that Europe loves, so I think it will take a while.
HobGoblin2 t1_j22c2rk wrote
Reply to comment by jpbarber414 in Russian State to Fund Sperm Freezing for Mobilized Soldiers by Ok_bro_1
Make them think that their 'spirit' will live on, even if they don't. Classic.
They probably even have lots of kidnapped Ukranian women, chained up in hostels, that they are hoping to impregnate with the sperm of their dead.
Chilling and skin crawling.
HobGoblin2 t1_j22baox wrote
Reply to comment by o_MrBombastic_o in Russian State to Fund Sperm Freezing for Mobilized Soldiers by Ok_bro_1
They could theoretically cover this with the future pension and benefit payouts these men would have got if they were allowed to live.
HobGoblin2 t1_j22b37o wrote
They will probably collect it in little pots before the cameras and then, when nobody is looking, just throw it into the mobile incinerators they are using to hide all the bodies.
HobGoblin2 t1_j16mp5v wrote
Reply to comment by 5picablue in UK says Russia set to give Iran military tech that will destabilize Middle East by nahalkishon
You mean like the Atomic bomb?
HobGoblin2 t1_j6br2al wrote
Reply to comment by 100percentwhey in Zelenskyy enacts sanctions against individuals and companies involved in transportation of Russian invaders and their equipment by DoremusJessup
>Don't the Russians have a "Pravda" newspaper too
Who cares?
It's all going to be a nonsense.