Holy shit. This is one sick troll.

No, you shouldn’t break up. You should get therapy and work through this. Is your next girlfriend supposed to break up with you because you had sex with this girl? The logic is stupid and you need to figure out how to get over this. It’s not that serious.

This isn’t a kink. Stop calling it that. This is a mental illness and you should be talking to someone about this in therapy.

You tell him to stop or you’re breaking up with him. Then, if he doesn’t stop, break up with him. Explain that you won’t date someone that invades your privacy like that. Picking locks like that is honestly probably worse than just going through your phone. This is in serious crazy territory. Don’t allow him to do this any longer.

You’re pathetic if you use alcohol as the excuse for cheating. What you did was fucked up. It’s time to own up to it and tell your girlfriend and let her decide if she wants to stay with you or not.

First of all, you have a nasty ass if this is saving you twice the TP. Second of all, get a bidet. That’s the LPT. Wiping with only TP is gross.