HotMessMagnet

HotMessMagnet t1_izpxa6b wrote on December 10, 2022 at 11:31 PM

Reply to My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates by Seasonunending-

Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives... you've got a pretty good idea of what you're going to get...

HotMessMagnet t1_iujc84p wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:35 PM

Reply to What did the two termites order at the restaurant? by RiddleIQ

One said "I'll have the stake"... the other went for the chop.

HotMessMagnet t1_iug7x43 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:05 AM

Reply to If dogs have masters, what do cats have? by Dylanphile

Servants... or so Depeche Mode say.

HotMessMagnet t1_iubobwl wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:24 AM

Reply to What do you get when you cross a bunny with a rottweiler? by 6ftCastle

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a chicken? A dead chicken.

HotMessMagnet t1_iu55xi5 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 5:00 PM

Reply to Tree Chopper by ZephyrDaGreat

This joke leaves me kinda barren... it was a needle less pun.