HotPocket_Consumed
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jeeeqhc wrote
Reply to Guys now really think being a misogynist is cool, i mean why wouldn’t they 😏 by TheGuyInUrBad
Women lol
HotPocket_Consumed t1_je8fvd3 wrote
Reply to Get some water everyone by lojza3000
In basic training we had anal beads to track our hydration.
Also had piss color charts above the urinals
HotPocket_Consumed t1_je8dlqj wrote
Reply to Prove me wrong, go ahead by MagicALCN
Only if you live in a blue city
HotPocket_Consumed t1_je519fi wrote
Reply to Skidaddle skadoodle by Im_CooL07
It’s a tool for me. I crank one out real quick like 20min before taking my wife to pound town so I can get her hers and nut whenever she taps out
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jdxb03f wrote
Reply to Study Suggests Wild Blueberries Help Burn Fat. Results showed participants burned notably more fat after consuming wild blueberries. For example, fat oxidation rate rose by 19.7%, 43.2%, and 31.1% at 20, 30, and 40 min after cycling. by Wagamaga
Blueberry sellers doing confirmation bias studies.
Kinda like big tobacco conducting “science” that concluded smoking cigarettes was totally safe
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jd55sjl wrote
Reply to TIL that the 'funny bone' is not actually a bone in the arm, but a nerve. The ulnar nerve is connected from shoulder to hand and is protected by bones and muscles. As it passes thru the elbow it is only protected by the cubital tunnel, making it the most prone area in the body to 'strike a nerve'. by deddPan
First thing you learn in Karate for liquidating an aggressor. You chop this nerve the battle is over with lethal result.
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jabpu86 wrote
Reply to Unga bunga by uthini_mfowethu
Careful; if you aren’t in the US your Country might arrest you for cyber bullying lol
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jabontm wrote
Reply to comment by CatalystIsMyFav in she has a strange taste in men by shelbyqueen
Send me some pics of your Mom; if she’s hot maybe I’ll be your new stepdad for 5 minutes.
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jab280h wrote
Calm your blood pressure dude. Take a break.
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jab1sb8 wrote
Reply to Kentucky fried by hydroflame1wu
When you order three tenders but they shaft you...dick move
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jab0io8 wrote
Reply to And this year I will repeat by Clueless-Detective07
To teacher's Instagram
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j9n9i0w wrote
Reply to TIL The US military once accidentally killed over 6,000 sheep with nerve gas when a weapons test went wrong by Cranyx
In the Army I maybe saw a SPC accipurposely Mk-19 a deer at Ft. Campbell.
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6o13im wrote
Just say, “are you fuck?!”
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6nw6xl wrote
Reply to I watch pornhub for the story by superfsh
If it’s man on man I skip. If it woman on woman I hit slow mo
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Reply to How am I supposed to sleep like this by yablewit23
Just climb in bed with your mom…
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6lokj7 wrote
Reply to I found this on my street corner by TheOneTheOnlyRV
Someone decorated it
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6lohx9 wrote
Reply to Is it yellow? Hmmm not quite.. by GuyoFromOhio
It’s because it’s a muted color
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6lnzma wrote
Reply to Our friend bought his critter, a new leather couch, and this is legit how he posed for his first photo on it. by Purple-Ad-3112
The lizard didn’t say that
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6lnty8 wrote
Obiwan
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6llws1 wrote
Reply to Religious meme by SodiiumGames
Jesus is God
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6llmzh wrote
Reply to Yes, hawks are bipedals. by Khantlerpartesar
False, b’s a letter
HotPocket_Consumed t1_jeeh30k wrote
Reply to stop melting the polar bear's floor u ******* by Davidreddit7
God’s Pastors use private jets…