HotSalsaAssFire
HotSalsaAssFire t1_je32khu wrote
Reply to comment by aught4naught in These crutches I loaned from the pharmacy for daughter can be set at 4'12". by Bara_Chat
3ft tall? TF
HotSalsaAssFire t1_jdfq9jm wrote
Reply to comment by Odin4456 in I made damn near perfect bacon today. by JCP5887
What kind does it make? Crispy or floppy?
HotSalsaAssFire t1_jdb70eq wrote
The thumbnail looks like a man looking left
HotSalsaAssFire t1_jco24w1 wrote
Reply to comment by Kevin69138 in LPT: Out at the bars/party and don't want to get hassled for not drinking? Drink N/A beer from bottles and cover or remove the labels, or order a juice drink which will look like a mixed drink. by tn_notahick
The new NAs that have been coming out are pretty damn good. I’ve been enjoying the variety of IPAs from Athletic. Only one of our local breweries makes a NA and it’s not too bad. In the past few years it’s gotten better. Especially since Odouls.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_ja0x4hk wrote
Reply to comment by 12kdaysinthefire in Madlad by hozzam11
Did you shit your pants the second time?
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j9rn939 wrote
Reply to This airport bathroom has a backpack shelf! by Jotaniel
A diving board for your backpack.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j6ixhyu wrote
What happens when they find out I’m actually a dog?
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j6h900w wrote
Reply to comment by 1165834 in 🔥 A Polar Bear following photographer Paul Souders from under the ice. by W0lfsKitten
Noted it on post, ty
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j6gu5q0 wrote
Reply to comment by Fleaslayer in 🔥 A Polar Bear following photographer Paul Souders from under the ice. by W0lfsKitten
You joke but this scenario played out in Denali National Park. It was digital though, if I recall.
First person (recorded at least) to die from a bear mauling in the park’s history.
**photo not shown in article
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j5s4d2a wrote
Reply to comment by mw13satx in LPT: calling someone first time on the phone and no answer, LEAVE A MESSAGE by skunksmasher
I'm sorry, but the person you are calling has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j5q8enk wrote
Reply to comment by Profile_Salty in TIL that at its peak, GEOS (Commodore 64 productivity software resembling Windows/Office and MacOS) was the third-most-popular microcomputer operating system in the world in terms of units shipped, trailing only MS-DOS and Mac OS by Profile_Salty
If I recall it was a black lever with a red button. I seem to recall it being hexagonal instead of cylindrical, if that makes sense.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j5nl6co wrote
Reply to my capri sun came with 4 straws attached by puffpuffjess
Tattoos? Might be time to upgrade to adult juice boxes.
Boxed wine.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j5mnkn0 wrote
Reply to TIL that at its peak, GEOS (Commodore 64 productivity software resembling Windows/Office and MacOS) was the third-most-popular microcomputer operating system in the world in terms of units shipped, trailing only MS-DOS and Mac OS by Profile_Salty
I didn’t have this for my c64, but I did have Double Dragon and Marble Madness for it! Played on an atari joystick.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j2fb2jl wrote
I bought some matches like this. Pretty much emergency use only, or for starting a fire outdoors or in a woods stove. They are impressive.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j24yyy1 wrote
Reply to comment by obolobolobo in Google Home speakers allowed hackers to snoop on conversations by chrisdh79
They argue about how much chili powder he adds to the meth.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j1h0cn8 wrote
Reply to LPT: From now until midnight Christmas, give yourself a complete break of all your worries. by Boemerangman2
hakuna matata, hasa diga eebowai!
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j1fzhda wrote
At least it let her out. I had a vehicle that locked from the inside as well as the outside.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_iyvoqqh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Struggling with hanging a towel rack by [deleted]
Welcome to DIY. Do it once, then do it again. But you learn for next time :) consider it skill building, not time or expense wasted.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_iyul2gb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Struggling with hanging a towel rack by [deleted]
1-2 towels that you won’t be careful with. Trying to hang it too thick to fit through opening, pulling the towel off in an un-gentle manner. Do it right.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_iyfbh6q wrote
Reply to comment by rpmerf in LPT: If your ISP has the ability to offer you 5gbps, 10gbps or faster speeds, check to make sure the devices in your home can actually make use of those speeds before paying extra each month for something you might not use. by RjBass3
The accounting subdirectory on the Cuisinart is working really hard.
We've got one person online, but the workload is enough for, like, 10 users.
I think we've got a hacker.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_iyb2cjv wrote
Reply to comment by Complex_Question_268 in If I fits, I sits. If I doesn’t fits, I sits anyway. 🤦♀️ by [deleted]
I believe that’s what they were talking about
HotSalsaAssFire t1_iy6hf68 wrote
Anal ass
HotSalsaAssFire t1_iy6g179 wrote
Reply to comment by Lee2026 in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Intake, maybe? I don’t know
HotSalsaAssFire t1_iy5psvm wrote
Reply to comment by chupathingy99 in My bottle of water apologized for not having a handle. by chupathingy99
Well I for one don’t think their excuse holds water. They could find another way to tackle this handle issue.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_jec62pk wrote
Reply to This shopping cart has a giant pole to prevent people from taking it out of the store. by TheRtHonLaqueesha
Can’t you just make the cart do a wheelie to get it out the door?