No one experiencing existential dread about the cosmos is going to feel better by posting about it on reddit. Either get therapy or a telescope, your choice.

It's only a matter of time before AI chat replies start including individually targeted "sponsored content."

>Human user: "I need to debug this code. Can you help me?"

>Chatbot reply: "Of course. First thing you should always do when solving a difficult problem is to slow down, relax, grab a 20oz iced caramel mocha latte from the Starbucks drive-thru on 3rd St. by the Krispy Kreme, and take several deep breaths. It looks like you used a comma instead of a semi-colon in line 121. I've fixed it for you here:"

Your donut shop appears to be located in a really expensive suburb.

I couldn't follow any of what you just wrote. This sounds like how I'd talk with my bro back when weed still got me stoned. Maybe try using more sentences and some punctuation besides misplaced commas.

You know that South African diplomat in that Lethal Weapon movie who says, "diplomatic immunity?" I hear his voice, but it's Cheney yelling, "Unitary Executive!"

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Imagine the benefits to unit morale, comraderie, and group cohesion if the response to any orders/requests were "I gotcha, bro!"

Imagine looking at one photo online and deciding that you could have done a Lunar recon mission better than NASA.

And I bet they used a little math to do it, too

Which advances in science and technology are you referring to?

Before the invention of telescopes, humans could see 5-6 planets with the naked eye. We did not know they were planets at first. That's... pretty much about the extent of it.

Literally everything else we've ever learned about space or astonomy has been the result of advances in math and/or engineering.

You don't just let £20.5m worth of cocaine sink without first spreading it out on a folding table for the photo op.

Their interpretation of the 2nd Amendment is not false simply because their example is already rendered moot by law. In fact, the fact that the 1934 NFA act exists actually demonstrates their point for them perfectly that the 2nd Amendment does not exclude the possibility of restrictions. So congrats. You don't even know what you're getting defensive about, you just know that any talk of gun control gets your little hackles raised and you just need to bite something.