Lack of sleep, coordination and morals. Interesting combo.

Hot sauce guy farts on the produce when no one is looking AFTER it’s been “triple washed”.

anon pls

Has anyone here ever read anything like this and immediately thought something other than this person is creating the drama?

You pull that shit with the old ladies, not with me you fuckin' hump!

Yup. NYC actually has much lower property taxes than most would expect, mostly because they are sticking it in your ass on every other thing.

Alex & Terry's Deli in Bayonne is the best around that I have had.

Aren't we already paying like $28k a year per student for jack shit results? Is this just some sort of victory lap to make sure the taxpayers know that they can just go fuck themselves?

I love it. Anyone know somebody that works at the Onion? Maybe we can get their satirical take on it too?

*curling racks

I ain’t paying $3,500 a month to still have a roommate.

Also, bail is not a fine. You get the money back if you don't turn into a fugitive.

Bail is addressed in the amendment outside of cruel and unusual punishment.

>The word excessive is open to interpretation

It's been litigated out, lol. You really just can't admit that you have no clue what you are talking about.

Excessive bail is unconstitutional via the 8th amendment so a judge could not set bail for a homeless person at 5,000,000,000 because they wanted to.

Yes and no. I feel like people immediately set up GFM when things like this happen whether they actually need it or not.

Aside from the first line and chest pain are those heart attack symptoms not also the standard heart attack symptoms for men?

Another reason to avoid China. They’re all over that first list.

There was a time when the top comment was always some variation of either “OP is a fg” or “OP is not a fg” so really we have already come a long way.

Lmao, this article is a vanity fluff piece. She is literally just jerking herself off.

Report it to your credit card company. They will investigate.

Its not very hard to lookup a random address and find who lives there, their phone number, email address and known associates.

I feel like the wheel thing has always been a thing.

Blaze, obviously.

Sorry, I was trying to make a Via pun. I guess it wasn't actually funny though.