As a kid myself, I found this article rather droll. Aside from the asinine premise (how, exactly, does one measure an entire group's "love" of reading?) I found it to be irritatingly verbose and irrefutably short-sighted.

Anyway, I have to get back to class now that I've boofed my last whip-it for my tiktok scribers.

checks math holy shit he's right

That's my favorite kind of humor. The kind that makes you really think about why we're still living this hellish facade. I also find big loud farts pretty good