"OC", when used on reddit, means that you made it.

You did not make this.

Edit: I've been screaming into the void about how dumb reddit has gotten over the past few years. Sadly, the karma of my comment, as well as the lone incorrect reply, stand as testaments to this trend. But the "controversial dagger" gives me at least a little hope that not all is lost. Yet.

Yeah it's called "the store". Drive your ass there and you can have it in one or two hours.