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Improv13 t1_jacgjqa wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so old she knew Lucy as a baby.
Improv13 t1_jabfwyp wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
If you take all the first letters of the month starting with June you get JJASONDJFMAM or
J. Jason, DJ FM/AM the guy playing all the hits of the month on terrestrial radio!
Not a joke, but as not a joke as the OPs post.
Improv13 t1_ja6ji1v wrote
A good start
Improv13 t1_ja0jabb wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
A man walks into a bar and holds up one finger and says to the bartender “10 beers please.”
The bartender gives the man the beers and the man asks “how much do I owe you?”
The bartender responds “nothing. Purple Heart winners drink for free here you hero.”
Improv13 t1_ja0ilk5 wrote
See that’s your problem, you are spending so long on the toilet thinking about pirates plundering that you shat for too long and clogged the toilet.
Improv13 t1_j9ex1lw wrote
A man rubs a bottle and a genie appears…
Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Man: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done. You have no more wishes left.
Man: But you said I had three.
Genie: Sue me.
Improv13 t1_jae7pvq wrote
Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga
Sometimes a guy has to root around the machinery to get her to come again.