Improvedandconfused

Improvedandconfused t1_jaf4j8h wrote

I do what all gods do. Use my powers to torture and abuse my own people, and make them do all the fighting of the aliens for me. At most I will send a small plague of frogs or insects to slightly annoy the aliens, but I won’t actually do anything myself to stop them.

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Improvedandconfused t1_j6ozdlh wrote

My cousin’s wedding. My cousin was the bride, and her husband (the groom) was drinking vodka straight from the bottle as he was standing waiting for her to arrive. By the time she walked down the aisle he was thoroughly drunk, and when she reached him you could see the moment she smelled the alcohol on his breath and gave him a dirty look. I knew straight away it won’t last. Although they did stay together 18 months which was longer than I would have thought.

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