In_the_bean_bag

In_the_bean_bag t1_jarl8hq wrote

CM: Whut do ye want, ya lil' weasel?

Who are you? I'm Conor Macgregor, the most dominate fighter.

CM:Ha! You call yerself Conor McGregor? Ya can't be me. I'm the one and only, the king of the octagon. So what do ya want? Speak up or get outta me face.

I'm in your face, you can do nothing about it.

CM:Oh, really now? Ya must be new to this game if ya think you can get in me face and not get knocked out. I'll K.O. ya inside one round, mark me words. So, are ya gonna ask me something or just stand there lookin' like a lost puppy?

I'll K.O you before you even get in the ring.

CM:Ha! You'll do nuttin', mate. Just like all the other muppets who think they can take me on. I'm a hungry motherfcker who does not care who is in his way, I just see a lot of crying babies right now in the game. So, you gonna keep talkin' sht or do you have an actual question for me?

I'm trying to make a good loaf of bread, should I use plain or self raising flour?

CM:What the fook, mate? Do I look like I bake bread to ya? I'm a fighter, not a baker. Use whatever flour ye want, I couldn't care less. Now, if ye don't have any more fight-related questions, I suggest ye take yer bread-making dilemmas elsewhere

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