I half expected a hidden poo bomb. You got off easily.

My dirty mind went way down. Dodgy AF

Listen here, you little shit

I have to buy the allergy version, and I still prefer to shell out the big bucks to get the nearly authentic taste.

I can cook, but I’ll be damned if I can arsed messing about making Mac n cheese lol

He was very happy to be there!

When I went to visit Uluṟu in 2001, it wasn’t long after a wet event.

The roads were delightfully edged by desert flowers, it was so pretty!

No, no it wasn’t.

As well as that general guide, here’s a more specialised one from eye doctors in the US.

https://www.aao.org/eye-health/diseases/black-eye

Haha it’s something we’ve said for years as a joke, buggered if I know where it came from, lol.

Look, read the page, it gives you some guidance as to when you should go to the doc. If you have any further questions I’m happy to clear up what I can- considering that I’m not there.

Matey, that’s not getting better or going down any time soon.

Here’s a good, legit guide to your black eye! (Trust me, I’m a nurse, lol)

https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/amp/article/black-eye

Everyone gets mad when the bottles get drool on em before they’re sold.

It’s not like our Italian population isn’t concentrated in particular areas either.

Our country is physically as big as the us even though it’s more sparsely populated.

We have still managed to have the humble espresso spread everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

My husband it sorta mad, he actually liked drip coffee for the years it was available out and about! Now, no.

That being said, at home plenty of people still drink instant coffee. No one is a monolith.

We often have espresso machines at home too, some will have a French press instead, and rarely people will have a drip set up.

Stovetop coffee pots are common enough too.

Yes, Aussies definitely do. That drip shit isn’t great at all, barely qualifies as weak bean water here.

It was brought here by Italians. Who drink espresso.

I always hear about how many people are Italian in the states and yet, espresso is lacking there?

Well, shit. I guess if something doesn’t make every type of coffee, can it make coffee at all?

Get your freeze drier out, kids.

And I’ve never seen one like that in my life, and I started nursing in ‘91.

You have to remember, the world is a big place, not everyone lives in the US.

Australia.

And yes, we do indeed have both a state and federal govt.

And where are you?

Apparently so. One’s mind could pop if one considers other places might have alternative uses for the same item.

Or

Might

Even

Also

Have

State

And

Federal

Laws

Which federal govt??

I’ve been a nurse for over 30 years, my federal govt doesn’t dictate that the red button only calls the nurse’s station, never has.

That does depend on where you live, of course.

Your red button may only do that. Mine will bring the resus team.

That might just depend where you are.

Where I live, the red button will call you a code- source, very crusty old nurse

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