IncredulousCockatiel
IncredulousCockatiel t1_j763sgv wrote
Interesting that the new generation of inhumans don't respect the rules. Kind of like gen z vs boomers except they kill you.
I understand Daniel is terrified, ok? I do. But he doesn't need to go around calling you a bitch. I don't think you should be literally fighting the battles of some guy that calls you names.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_j6028od wrote
I used to work at a pet store as a night supervisor, keep in mind I was a teenager and scared of grown-ups. I wouldn't let someone push me around like this now. Anyway. We were usually open until 9pm but on Sundays it was 5pm and people really didn't know so they would stick around a lot and sometimes we had to get on the intercom and say please complete your purchases blah blah blah. Usually everyone was gone after 15/20 minutes max.
Anyway, one day this guy was just staring at the fish and he wouldn't fucking leave, we talked to him, we vacuumed, cleaned, turned off the lights, I let out all the other employees, long story short he stayed for 45 minutes after close until finally meekly approached him and said the registers would automatically be shutting down soon (which was true) and he screamed in my face and launched a campaign to get me fired that lasted for actual months. He kept trying to get me write down the number of my "regional manager" which we didn't even have bc this was a small family-owned business. Then tried to get me to give the owner's personal number.
Just saying, I would have rather dealt with Richard and/or Richard's methods.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_j5y0rqs wrote
The lost souls were deemed "unable or unfit to complete their duties." BE CAREFUL, OP. IF NOT FOR US THEN FOR THE CAT.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_j5w7cia wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Bones beneath the snow, a man beneath my bed by girl_from_the_crypt
Not surprised tbh. You've killed. You've bargained with the devil. You had a vaguely bestial sauna orgy and you've possibly fucked a demon (or however Jacek identifies). I'm not kinkshaming or hellshaming for that matter. Who wants to spend eternity with a bunch of goody two-shoes and your shitty dad?
IncredulousCockatiel t1_j5eud8m wrote
Do not trust Daniel for the time being. Or Patrick. Sam is your best bet but he doesn't want to go back to the warehouse. You know what, don't trust anyone except Eleonora.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_j3p66pd wrote
Reply to I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482
No, man, no. To be popular at work and parties just be the guy with the weed. That's all you have to do. This whole thing could have been avoided if you had just got Brian some weed.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_j2b72i3 wrote
You mean to tell me. Your other option was giving nickel hand jobs. And you STILL fucked it up? Girl. Giiirrrrllllll
IncredulousCockatiel t1_iy2hb3f wrote
Oh man the red jacket guy really fucked you, he could have at least told you to buy as much technology as you could that would allow you to drown out the sounds. Start a karaoke night, something, anything. I hope you can find a way out that isn't death.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_iwm6e15 wrote
Next time maybe try couples counseling.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_iufj1o1 wrote
Reply to I live on a farm that is still very much in touch with its pagan origins, and I'd like to share some of my stories Part 5 by withywoodwitch
I realize this is a bit indelicate, but did the shuck just rip his balls off or the dick too? Either way, good boi
IncredulousCockatiel t1_iu09wac wrote
Ok but the police would probably have a different reaction to the grave disturbing thing if you had a piece of rotting scalp and pictures of a corpse. Don't risk your life.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_it5g1mu wrote
I don't see the issue.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_ire8p60 wrote
It sounds like Eric didn't break her heart. I wonder if at that point she was cursing everyone before they inevitably hurt her. Don't get on tinder Hollyeve. Wait, do.
IncredulousCockatiel t1_iqy6shx wrote
Reply to Nightmare Catcher by Sonseeahrai
I think I'm getting old because I never get things on the first take anymore. My question is whether the statue lady was always bad and the dreamcatcher just made it worse (kind of like a really mean wolf who later contracted rabies) or if the dreamcatcher somehow caused the entrance of a separate nightmare or entity that was crueler and more powerful, that drove the original nightmare away. Could someone please clarify if I have this right:
- The dream catcher caused a separate, evil nightmare to slowly overtake what used to be a regular nightmare until the evil was all that was left and --
- --regular nightmare (statue lady) peaced out, breaking the dreamcatcher and letting the evil nightmare complete the transition to the rotten form that is haunting OP
IncredulousCockatiel t1_jecmlcq wrote
Reply to FWD: Suzan, don't tell anyone but the janitor threatened to murder me by MikeJesus
Suzan, don't tell anyone about this or I will die horribly. Especially don't tell reddit.
two seconds later Suzan tells reddit.