I have no idea why this person is being a douche about this or why your question is supposed to suck. It’s a good question IMO as a very longtime Allston resident. You might try Rail Stop. It’s spacious and nice, with good food and drinks. Do you need a place with a patio, though?

We need to alert the church elders.

I’m not sure, honestly.

I’ve been meaning to try Yvonne’s. What’s it like?

Yes, I love Cafe Vittoria! And there’s Modern Pastry across the street where their pastries originate, which apparently has an underground bar. Also Carrie Nation, Mariel, Barcelona.