Irate_Alligate1
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jeeaiox wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Makes sense as I've seen this joke before with an alligator.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jeeaelv wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in TIFU by aggressively policing vowels - from: Automoderator by Swing_thinking2
Wtf?
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jee9vad wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Why are the comments talking about an alligator?
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jdw6hlk wrote
Reply to TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
She wants to end things over your disrespect and immaturity and she would be right to. Jfc man, have some dignity and respect for your partner.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jcyo997 wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
"So what's for lunch?"
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jayg8y4 wrote
Reply to Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
The judge told them not to mention their defence and they did... that's a dumb judge that needs to be retired. You can't tell people to not mention the thing their defence hinges on.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j6mgmbd wrote
Reply to Why do you hate EA in 2023? by LegendaryJohnny
When FIFA think you're a corrupt, shitty organisation, you must be some of the worst
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j6mg8t9 wrote
Reply to The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987
Orange you glad he didn't say banana
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j68y96s wrote
Reply to comment by Gringoxx79 in My dad, age 18, in 1974 after he arrived in the US by la-noche-viene
Rajward?
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j5oxoob wrote
Reply to comment by BurningPenguin in TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower
Yeah, there's a third: Bob.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j4vx3zl wrote
Reply to I've seen T2 a thousand times but never noticed Edward Furlong's hair did this... by Bootfit
Why have I watched this a hundred times?
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j4vh995 wrote
Reply to comment by DodgerWalker in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j4kf6hm wrote
Reply to Til before Popeye gained superhuman strength by eating spinach, he became strong by rubbing a type of chicken called a whiffle hen. by Fitz_cuniculus
I heard this in the last No Such Thing as a Fish podcast
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j2ara85 wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in TIFU by sending my straight laced stepmother a picture of my bong by [deleted]
That's just wrong.
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Irate_Alligate1 t1_j1nonwl wrote
Reply to comment by Direct_Ambassador_10 in My African parents couldn't find a dark-skinned virgin Mary, so they they put Mary in blackface by rhapsodygreen
Well you try telling a bunch of pasty-faced barbarians that, not only are their gods a lie, but the true god is brown-skinned.
And I say this as a (former) Catholic pasty-faced barbarian.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iz9mqv7 wrote
Reply to comment by Eloqpolma in I made a microsite that lets you send holiday cards online by heftyrelaxation
As far as I can tell the address is set up only for the US, so they probably won't ship to Europe anyway
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iyi0bnk wrote
Reply to comment by tanrgith in Musk announces human trial of Neuralink chips in six months. by MINE_exchange
You still haven't provided your evidence
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iyhu41y wrote
Reply to comment by tanrgith in Musk announces human trial of Neuralink chips in six months. by MINE_exchange
What evidence?
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iyhtevy wrote
Reply to comment by MarwyntheMasterful in Musk announces human trial of Neuralink chips in six months. by MINE_exchange
Oh so butthurt.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iyhtdfd wrote
Reply to comment by tanrgith in Musk announces human trial of Neuralink chips in six months. by MINE_exchange
What evidence?
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iyhrb9s wrote
Reply to comment by MarwyntheMasterful in Musk announces human trial of Neuralink chips in six months. by MINE_exchange
Oh you're so mad lol
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iyhjrxr wrote
Reply to comment by tanrgith in Musk announces human trial of Neuralink chips in six months. by MINE_exchange
No, you won't.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iyhixwp wrote
Reply to comment by tanrgith in Musk announces human trial of Neuralink chips in six months. by MINE_exchange
You won't ever accept any evidence that contradicts your hard-held beliefs.
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jeeotbt wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Gottem!