Your joke gets even funnier when you see the part about targeting minorities. It’s like they can’t help themselves.

Can you ask your friend what the fuck is up with the bears for me?

This won’t help for this conversation but in the future, remember that the best way to get paid more is to move jobs. The norm nowadays is to move around different companies every handful of years, getting a pay increase each time. To that end, if you really want a raise, have a job offer hand. If you have another job offer at a higher pay, the company either has the choice to pay you more or let you leave. Even if they won’t match the offer, they can still meet you partway. Either way, you win.

Don’t. Whale meat is really high in methylmercury thanks to biomagnification. Villages in Japan that rely on whale meat for protein have ridiculous levels of birth defects as a result.

If she plays fallout 3, be sure to get the bloody mess perk.

Fallout 3 Gears of war Doom

TIL that a hexahectaenneacontaiheptagon is a thing.

Maybe the curse is finally over.

Man, even the sharks are canceling people now.

I work in it 8 hours a day. Add in the fact that i was 330lbs for most of that too. My point was that the leather was in perfect condition. It was the base that broke.

What kinda ass you got? I had a La-Z-boy Bradley chair that was bonded leather and it lasted 6 years. I only replaced it cause the base had picked up a significant lean.

Haha nah it was more of a light pat, thankfully. There was no pushing involved.

Haha you joke, but I am actually pretty much blind without my glasses. Legally so in one eye. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Haha I’m a degenerate, but not that much of one! My wife would chop of my balls if I ever did anything like that.

Haha you shouldn’t. I would’ve done the same thing in your shoes. It’s an honest mistake and everyone had a good laugh.

I’ve done something similar with my wife’s sister and they aren’t even twins. They just look a lot alike when I don’t have my glasses on.

I worked as a lifeguard at a water park for a summer, and the idea of using SOUND to identify distressed swimmers sounds dumb as fuck to me. No wonder he had to save so many people. None of the other guards were contributing.

You joke, but I worked a summer at a water park. I had to rescue 3 people in one day who all went under on the same slide. One of them had swallowed enough water in the 5 seconds it took me to get to her that I had to do chest compressions to clear her airway. It’s been 10 years and I still have nightmares.

Ok cool. As recent history shows, walking around with a rifle, even a toy, just invites trouble. Stay safe!

Hey OP, if this is your costume, either add a chamber flag to that rifle if it’s real, or paint the tip orange if it’s not. If you go out in public like this, you could get shot.

What is this, 2016?

No problem! I heard it in a zombie apocalypse series called the Extinction Cycle.

It helped me through my sobriety, and everything else really. I heard it in a zombie novel first, believe it or not.

I have this on a sticky note on my computer. It’s been there for 2 years. Right next to it is a note that says “All it takes is all you got”.