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JWTowsonU t1_j9h0bg3 wrote
Maybe they can have Jawn Morgan at the opening. “Youse Jawns Hurt?”
JWTowsonU t1_j8dnbi3 wrote
Should rename ourselves the Silver Medal City
JWTowsonU t1_j2ewmim wrote
Reply to comment by ageofadzz in At one point this was a world record holding ship. by FGoose
I remember getting downvoted for telling her to go cry on the little deck in the middle of the Ben Franklin Bridge. Lol
JWTowsonU t1_j27hiy3 wrote
Reply to comment by Fart_Summoner in Atonement... yikes by dietpepsiforlife
That long shot is incredible
JWTowsonU t1_iwgcszp wrote
Reply to comment by muffpatty in It wasn't much... but it was mine... Mcdonalds @ girard&broad by imanahl
We called that Methdonalds
JWTowsonU t1_ivc778r wrote
Reply to Thank yous by shaneroneill
Can’t have nice things in this city.
JWTowsonU t1_iuiq094 wrote
Reply to comment by Cloaked42m in When your very pregnant and hormonal wife wants the christmas tree up. You put the christmas tree up by Evox_
I just had Panda Express for lunch and I feel pregnant.
JWTowsonU t1_iugva0d wrote
Reply to When your very pregnant and hormonal wife wants the christmas tree up. You put the christmas tree up by Evox_
That’s all I needed for it to be ok to start listening to Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas. Tell your wife I said thanks.
JWTowsonU t1_itquzsd wrote
Reply to why do people keep asking me for the time? by [deleted]
I say “I was hoping you knew the time”
JWTowsonU t1_j9kvll4 wrote
Reply to comment by 8_Foot_Vertical_Leap in Pizza Jawn’s owners are buying a Manayunk bar, which will be called Bar Jawn by Brahette
The new signs he has out say “Youse hurt?”