This isn’t NYC. There’s no ‘ocky way’ TikTok stuff. Corner store is a corner store.

I don’t have a ton of advice other than if an apartment is such a good deal it’s hard to believe, there’s definitely a catch. If at all possible you should REALLY visit in person before you sign a lease. Don’t trust the photos in the advertisement.

I read Hyundais and Kias are being targeted but I have no idea why

Handjibbers. Nobody gives a good ‘old fashioned’ like a Washingtonian. Over the pants, under the pants. It’s crazy.

Of snow, maybe

Maybe for today. Isn’t it supposed to snow next week?

I honestly thought drag story hour was just a made up thing by the right

Go to the waterfront and feed the ducks.

Or if they’re cool, take mushrooms and go to the Natural History Museum.

Wordless eye contact for several straight hours

I never considered myself a whiny suburbanite before? Union Station has gone downhill massively from its glory days. I don’t even see how that’s up for debate?

That tree does

Witness me!!!!!!!!!