JackKovack
JackKovack t1_je93e1u wrote
I should know, I worked at a movie theater. Want to hear my movie theater horror story? So a regional group of Girl Scouts come in for special screenings late at night. I thought nothing of it until the next morning. Apparently the janitors saw the mess and said fuck this we’re leaving. I come in at 10am or so and my manager is flipping out. I think it can’t be that bad, it was. Every theater was a disaster zone including the bathrooms and men’s. I was beside myself it was so bad. Four very large theaters with popcorn and candy everywhere, literally everywhere. It was like a bomb went off filled with popcorn and candy. You know that murder orgy scene revealed in the movie Event Horizon? Image that with popcorn and candy. My manager called people in early. The first showings were at 12pm. We had very little time to clean everything. I couldn’t believe Girl Scouts could be so destructive. I’ve cleaned theaters a lot and 2nd place worse doesn’t compare to what I saw and experienced. When we we’re finished I was so exhausted I didn’t want to work the rest of the day but I had to. Oh my god Girl Scouts why?
JackKovack t1_je9055c wrote
Reply to “You’re so Vain” Confusion by TexitorFlexit
I think she’s pretty vain for writing a song about someone being vain.
JackKovack t1_jdu1tly wrote
As long as the Olympic Committee gets paid they’ll go anywhere.
JackKovack t1_jd2wf4h wrote
The kitty wanted a warm bath.
JackKovack t1_jcph41s wrote
Reply to comment by supersalad51 in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
THE LOST ONE!!!!! AHHH!
JackKovack t1_jco0mad wrote
Reply to Levels of carcinogenic chemical near Ohio derailment site far above safe limit by Additional-Force-795
No shit, It’s now a superfund site.
JackKovack t1_jcnx3xx wrote
Reply to comment by Zacolian in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Shit, what plane crash were you in?
JackKovack t1_jcnwsmc wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Woo! This is like a ride! Haha haha, this is fun. Oh, we’re going down fast wahoo! We’ll be fine. Says the lawyer.
JackKovack t1_j958l34 wrote
Reply to Christo Grozev, who features in a Bafta-nominated film about the poisoning of Kremlin-critic Alexei Navalny has been "banned" from attending Sunday's Bafta Film Awards ceremony in London because he is a "security risk". by CommanderMcBragg
I’d go anyway dressed as a man from the French Revolutionary. Baguette anyone?
JackKovack t1_je98ie2 wrote
Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
He was allowed, he didn’t allow himself. He would walk outside by the side of the house and fart. Strange….but, he didn’t want to contaminate or something, weird guy.