Jalopy_Junkie t1_jegxfbq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:57 PM

Reply to You’ve just won the lottery and now get 5k/month for the rest of your life. What do you do? by modeezy23

Go to Five Guys and get a double WITH the large fries

Jalopy_Junkie t1_iydt5ul wrote on November 30, 2022 at 5:36 PM

Reply to Add "Wanking" to the End of a Movie Title by Daflehrer1

Forrest Gump Wanking “ooooohhh Jen-nay!”

Also,

The good, the bad, and the ugly wanking.

Jalopy_Junkie t1_itxgks7 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 12:36 AM

Reply to She'll start. by MeetLawrence

I recently bought a ‘57 Oldsmobile that has a similar color scheme and needed sone minor mechanical refurbishment. This car fought me every step of the way and still is not completely finished but I joked with my dad that she was like Christine, just bitchy instead of evil.

In that spirit, she was eventually named Courtney. 😂