JejuneEsculenta
JejuneEsculenta t1_jaxtojy wrote
Who is the manager of this comedy show? 🤣
JejuneEsculenta t1_ja9tzhh wrote
Reply to comment by Arronax50 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
My company had set up hot desks, while working to transition our office around some RIFs and incoming tenants.
Eventually, they just let us all WFH and closed the office (which we had only built, like, 18 years ago).
Hot desks are brilliant for those who are in the office part time. No need to keep 150 desks for 150 employees, and have them each only used a day or two per week.
JejuneEsculenta t1_ja9t13j wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Terminatored.....
JejuneEsculenta t1_j9n7s1a wrote
Uh-oh. Star goan be goin' after some Florida politicians....
JejuneEsculenta t1_j61yxf9 wrote
Reply to Hulk Hogan Tweets a Plea For Toilet Paper by nimobo
Oh, shit!
JejuneEsculenta t1_j5knl9x wrote
Reply to comment by cristarain in Man breaks into Joe's Crab Shack in Fort Myers, defecates on the floor by JAlbert653
So, you are suggesting that this was an act of vengeance... an angry poop as retaliation....
JejuneEsculenta t1_j2ceso6 wrote
Reply to TIL that the phrase 'sweet f*** all' originated from the murder of an 8 year girl by softsakurablossom
TIL that the phrase 'sweet f*** all" originated...
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1xui01 wrote
Making someone question religion is a boon, not a TIFU.
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1v3vhm wrote
Reply to comment by AjahnAnarchy in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Chasing a criminal is not assault. Threatening them with injury may be.
'Course, that all depends on the locality. Assault and battery laws vary a little.
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1uk02e wrote
Reply to comment by hsiale in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Dude committed battery and OP defended herself.
Good on 'er!
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1uatwu wrote
Reply to comment by Mooseymax in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
In my case, I do product testing for an earbud manufacturer, in my spare time, so they keep sending me free sets.
I just have one set for the computer, a couple sets that are paired either my phone and another device, one set just for the phone, one for my Switch, one for my Mac, etc...
Super handy until you misread the markings on them and grab the wrong ones.
EDIT: Cripes. I just realized how many sets of earbuds I own. Yikes!
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1uabxd wrote
Reply to comment by Callmefred in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Hard to unplug that which is not plugged in, dontcha think?
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1tmfaw wrote
Reply to comment by Flossthief in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Secondary tip: Bluetooth earbuds don't unplug when dropped.
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1iu1rp wrote
Reply to comment by HeywoodPeace in TIFU by sending my kids the penis emoji thinking it was a vegetable by dazablue
Eggplants, like penises, come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are long and thin, some are short and girth, some are shirt and narrow, and others football-shaped and sized.
So... shrug
I suppose that it all depends on your eggplant.
JejuneEsculenta t1_j0gnu5r wrote
Reply to comment by Blu3dream517 in TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Samosas are going around? What do I have to do so they come to me? 🤣
JejuneEsculenta t1_j0gngnz wrote
Reply to comment by Festernd in TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
I assume "employee" should have been "employer"?
JejuneEsculenta t1_iwv47w7 wrote
Reply to comment by Terrivel119 in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
I can think of nothing that would make them unsafe.
I mean, cheese was invented as a preservation method for milk. It ain't gonna go bad in a few hours. Especially with all of the salt in those bastards. 😀
If they were Steak 'Ums or something, sure... but...
JejuneEsculenta t1_iwv3h26 wrote
Reply to comment by Terrivel119 in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
Air fryer generally solves that quite well. 400F for 5 minutes or so is plenty to crisp up and re-warm them
JejuneEsculenta t1_jdpwr3c wrote
Reply to comment by AmeriToast in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
I KNOW! That's nuts, right?