JerseyJedi

JerseyJedi t1_jdjmwh6 wrote

You should share this in the NJ subreddit and other local towns’ subreddits! It would be such poetic justice if this happened.

Paul Fireman: We need active recreation! So let’s use eminent domain to give me part of LSP so I can expand my members-only golf course!

New Jersey: Hmm, if you care so much about recreation for the general public, then why don’t we just eminent domain your golf course and add it to LSP? If you really mean what you say about being so passionate about it, we’re sure you won’t mind!

Paul Fireman: * surprised Pikachu facial expression *

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JerseyJedi t1_itgrfup wrote

It’s Amy DeGise screeching indignantly after being told that she has to pay for her brunch, instead of getting it for free because of who her father is.

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