You’re not wrong…

Tangent: the internet/reddit is such a fascinating place sometimes. Yes we are in a sub specific to a city and it’s very likely we have shared experiences as members of said sub. Its interesting though when you come across someone via reddit who has a different opinion but also shares so many commonalities:

• I too lived off Westford St for many years dating back to when Pages pharmacy was still there.
• I too was a medic (91B) in the Army
• I consider Tool and Pink Floyd to be in my top 3 bands (most of the trips I take back to Lowell over the years were to see these bands at the Garden)
• I went to UMass Lowell
• I could talk about Goldeneye/SOCOM/Mortal Kombat for days on end
• I play disc golf (never played Maple Hill but enjoy my home course in Fountain Hills)
• I’m not an ape but love me some AMC (average 6 to 8 visits a month as a consumer)

It’s likely that 50 year old still talking about Lowell High (probably wrestling) is someone I know or grew up with. In retrospect, I should have ended my comment with a “/s” and clearly told OP I was mostly joking (even if my own mother eats there at least a couple times a month — that fried haddock is the epitome of comfort food for many). I hope she/he had a nice dinner somewhere in Lowell.

Captain John’s on Westford St.

• great fried seafood
• no one will rush your meal
• the entertainment is always present

I know you asked for a quiet setting to enjoy with a partner, but sometimes you need some shenanigans nearby to set the tone for an enjoyable night.

I worked there for many years and it will always have a special place in my heart. Food wise, it’s all about the ham slice and I personally love their meatloaf (I’m biased because I contributed to the recipe)z.