Jman50k
Jman50k t1_je687vw wrote
Reply to Has there ever been anything less effective than these Stop for Pedestrian signs on Cary Street? by Dog_Dad_1989
To be fair it does accurately foretells the fate of most Richmond pedestrians.
Jman50k t1_je0km5k wrote
Well if they were giving the alcohol away for free it doesn't surprise me.
Jman50k t1_jdfduf3 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Finally some science news relevant to my diverse interests such as blood and potatoes.
Jman50k t1_jbas6w8 wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
That… checks out.
Jman50k t1_jarnn42 wrote
Reply to Robot dogs are taking over the US military by diacewrb
A Robot cat would never work for The Man, just sayin’.
Jman50k t1_j9g1gir wrote
Reply to Is AI coming for your job? Tech experts weigh in: "They don't replace human labor" by Everest518
If the past is any indicator, they will just make you compete for an ever dwindling number of positions that used to be three separate roles, so despite the technology making your actual job easier, you will still work harder and feel grateful to be doing so as the ranks of the skilled unemployed swell.
Jman50k t1_j9atjrh wrote
There is definitely an ancient Appalachian shoe god living under the streets around here…
And it demands sacrifice!
Jman50k t1_j8acavk wrote
Reply to comment by megachickabutt in Column: Va.'s behavioral health system is woefully underfunded by greenhousecrtv
I think the point is that the bar is already woefully low, and we're not even clearing that.
Jman50k t1_j7vui37 wrote
Reply to Taliban fighters who moved to Kabul are ‘bored’ and fed up with traffic by Ruiner_Of_Things
Have they tried dressing like Cruella DeVille and hooting at the President? Seems to keep our Taliban entertained.
Jman50k t1_j6jb3m8 wrote
A square doesn’t have to be square to see why y’all love him exponentially.
Jman50k t1_j6ipsth wrote
Old Gravy wants his due!
Jman50k t1_j6ipb8a wrote
Does "yob" occupy the same ideological space in England as "thug" does in US media-speak?
Jman50k t1_j5yk526 wrote
Reply to comment by robamiami in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
“…Trying to reach inside you about your vibrators warranty”
Jman50k t1_j5xghav wrote
“Dildo ad revenue is down 30%!”
“We have ads for dildos?”
“No sir. On them.”
Jman50k t1_j5qar5x wrote
Reply to comment by betweenureyez in Porno by Nuker-79
“We have porno at home!”
The porno at home : 🎶 chicka wow wow 🎶
Jman50k t1_j5ib7w3 wrote
Reply to Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by Pessimist2020
It took me a minute to process whether the title was wholesome or horrific.
Jman50k t1_j5b5lr7 wrote
Jman50k t1_j5anmtr wrote
Reply to Diners caught off guard as a group aired footage relating to Breonna Taylor's death at a Kentucky restaurant by GlobalTravelR
My understanding is that the owners of the restaurant were gonna tell them not to come back for being hateful people, but decided to give them a whole ass lecture first and the haters clutched their pearls.
Good! These people should be Force to confront the violent reality that their blithe handwaving from positions of relative safety and privilege helps perpetuate. No more letting them just look away and say ”it didn’t happen, it wasn’t that bad, it was their own fault” kinda horseshit.
Force them to gaze directly at their own withered souls, says I. Don’t let them rationalize in comfort!
Jman50k t1_j5aj3zs wrote
I was gonna be like “she can’t decide she’s 8!”
… But then I thought “what if they’d done the same to our fancy emerald lad?” And now I am 100% for it. Future Indian Twitter is safe!
Jman50k t1_j4z5284 wrote
Reply to Berlin Won’t Allow Exports of German Tanks to Ukraine Unless U.S. Sends Its Own by Torifyme12
Last time german armor made it to eastern Europe it was a whole thing.
Jman50k t1_j38kzy0 wrote
He’s the king of the trap, El Chapo Guzman
Any where on the map he’ll bring it to ya.
Jman50k t1_j25ghnx wrote
It was probably corporate feel good gibberish to begin with.
Jman50k t1_j25ck4p wrote
Reply to Woah, calm down donut store! by I_Take_The_5th
Helllooooo portable Narnia! White queen is in for a surprise today!
Jman50k t1_j24f0ra wrote
Reply to Man accused of living inside school ate burger, chicken tenders on Christmas by unreqistered
This should start “American with the audacity
to seek readily available shelter…”
Jman50k t1_jeer046 wrote
Reply to NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
No kid ever asked for one, so…