JoeJoJosie t1_j2bbzxz wrote on December 31, 2022 at 12:08 AM

Reply to Russia's Yandex co-founder Volozh pens farewell message to staff by KimCureAll

I see a window in his future.

JoeJoJosie t1_izdi1wz wrote on December 8, 2022 at 8:24 AM

Reply to I killed something invisible and I don’t know what to do by scarymaxx

Just go upstairs and announce to the 'apparently' empty room that 'Nothing happened here. I've been having some weird dreams lately but I'm sure they'll stop now and I'll never talk or think about this again!'.

JoeJoJosie t1_iy4vqjw wrote on November 28, 2022 at 7:43 PM

Reply to Our daughter's new porcelain doll speaks ancient Sumerian, but he isn't supposed to talk. by BubbaLeeJones

If Frank can give insights into ancient Sumer and can translate tablets, you and Frank may have a profitable future ahead of you.

JoeJoJosie t1_ixwz6ig wrote on November 27, 2022 at 1:01 AM

Reply to Florida woman accused of recklessly driving toward Turkey Trot racers while leaving scene of crash by welkikitty

The wrinkled-up skin on her chin is a brilliant indicator of 'Why am I being held accountable! Usually my screaming and pouting get me out of trouble? Your going to regret this once I tell my mommy!' Its the kind of face more often seen on irate 7 year-olds.

JoeJoJosie t1_ixwi0ru wrote on November 26, 2022 at 10:44 PM

Reply to Toilet in outback pub by Clunkytoaster51

I once met a real, honest to god 'Lord' of a estate in eastern scotland. His family lived in what had been the 'servants quarters/kitchen' of their giant stately home, and apart from the spider this was his exact toilet-seat.