JohnDerek57 t1_jdu4kmq wrote on March 27, 2023 at 5:19 AM

Reply to comment by blue6678 in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell

Who is they? I’ve only seen it reported as latex.

JohnDerek57 t1_jdrtynp wrote on March 26, 2023 at 6:17 PM

Reply to Need volunteer. Hurt goose on schulkill river. by Adventurous_Key3647

I absolutely read the title and thought we were about to hunt a goose

JohnDerek57 t1_jb6u5q3 wrote on March 6, 2023 at 9:38 PM

Reply to Will the police do anything if I report illegal dumping? by DlnnerTable

Considering my Apartments parking lot had 8 car windows busted out last night and they never showed up I’m going to assume no.

JohnDerek57 t1_j9d4oa5 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 1:18 AM

Reply to Your street dildo of the day by uptown_gargoyle

This could be a Jergens ad

JohnDerek57 t1_j66orx0 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 2:24 AM

Reply to Chance of riots tonight? by [deleted]

Rioting in Philadelphia for something that happened in Memphis that wasn’t racially motivated? I seriously doubt it. Protesting sure but rioting?

JohnDerek57 t1_j51vgdf wrote on January 19, 2023 at 8:35 PM

Reply to My tap smells like a fart by aranhalaranja

Since we’re talking about water why does mine look like milk for about 20 seconds after it comes out the faucet?

JohnDerek57 t1_j2tvq08 wrote on January 3, 2023 at 10:32 PM

Reply to comment by dc122186 in where to adopt a cat? by kittylover3210

Honestly could be

JohnDerek57 t1_j2tezkz wrote on January 3, 2023 at 8:49 PM

Reply to where to adopt a cat? by kittylover3210

The best place to adopt a cat is from the streets, the hunt is the most fun part. The more feral the better.

JohnDerek57 t1_j2f85qe wrote on December 31, 2022 at 8:49 PM

Reply to comment by Little_Noodles in Mummers Parade… is it really 9 hours long?? by LePetitRenardRoux

It’s going to be 55 and sunny tomorrow. Going to be beautiful, going to be vomit everywhere though

JohnDerek57 t1_j2bw71j wrote on December 31, 2022 at 2:38 AM

Reply to comment by c0lin268 in Former Center City Burger King will become a thrift store and health-care center by ColdJay64

Throw me in the mix and shit will get wild

JohnDerek57 t1_izo7svz wrote on December 10, 2022 at 4:20 PM

Reply to comment by Bikrdude in Talks of buildings a new stadium… how about a new bus terminal? by mburn14

The Sixers are building their own stadium, it’s a private company. I’m all for it if I don’t have to look at the slew of graffiti’d buy gold here stores on market east anymore.

JohnDerek57 t1_iw022b7 wrote on November 11, 2022 at 10:02 PM

Rabe is a testament that the devil exists and has corrupted most of you