I’ve been trying to figure this shit out for like a week. Every report is ambiguous.

I’m fairly certain the Marshall and his new wife were into kink stuff or swingers, and she fucked the guys. I don’t think the idea woulda occurred to them otherwise.

I haven’t seen anything mentioning the Craigslist guys. I can’t imagine getting roped into this stupid bullshit.

1/3rd of my 20 oz Heinz mustard bottle’s label says “Has 40% more!” Then in small print “Than our 16 oz bottle.”

Like… 1/3rd if the label is declaring that this size of bottle is different than a differently sized bottle of the same product.